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A virus that fires jam sasndwiches out of the disc drive instead of them being put into VHS players.
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The Bush Virus: causes your DVD Player to randomly invade other parts of your entertainment center in order to kill his rival, the VCR , who was at war with the DVD player's father.
warning: even after defeat of the VCR , The Bush Virus will still continue to invade other parts of your entertainment center with the excuse that it's fighting a just war on those conspiring against it.
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A virus where the player refuses to turn on until you make it a cup of tea ands its managed to finish its book.
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06.05.05 18:33 Post #108 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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instead of recording what you want, it always records the same episode of faulty towers.
But dont mention the war.
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The Bush Virus: causes your DVD Player to randomly invade other parts of your entertainment center in order to kill his rival, the VCR , who was at war with the DVD player's father.
warning: even after defeat of the VCR , The Bush Virus will still continue to invade other parts of your entertainment center with the excuse that it's fighting a just war on those conspiring against it.
LOL..nice one aku
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07.05.05 18:28 Post #110 | [Hide Sig (2)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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"The DVD recorder has a virus that tweaked to record unafforable Spice channels. I once had this virus, but I had the volume up to loud and my parents heard the following.
'Fat people, fun to ride until a freind sees you.'"
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Okay... er... yeah... New topic:
Indications that you are most definately not in Kansas anymore.
Be creative with this one .
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Wait a minute... Books? Friendly and smart people? A nice clean odor? No random mold growing on random houses? Hurray, I finally escaped!
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Hey look, the local football team had a decent defence!
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There's people blaming pixels everywhere! We certainly don't do that kind of thing in Kansas!
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Ill get you Mr.Anderson!
Hey look,a peanut!
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Midgets, yellow streets, talking scarecrows? WHERE THE HELL AM I!?
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"Get down keep your hands on the barrel at all times, and do not touch the pig feces"...oh, NOT in kansas, sorry.
you hear this: "good morning sir, how would you like a nice cup of tea with a few crackers on the side? I would be most happy to have you join me at the Ritz tonight for such an evening."
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Wow, three days straight and Im still alive.
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"Your all driving on the wrong side of the road."
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