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The pixel causes hell to peoples lives every day. Tell your story here of how the pixel made you screw up today. Below is a form (if you are logged in) on which you can post your story, below that is a list of all those that have already been posted.
Note: The idea for this page came from semi.
Posted By MacOSX I consulted a fortune teller and she told me that I have many good pixels. Too bad because I do not believe in fortune tellers! |
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Posted By MacOSX ! 4m m4(05x |
Posted By MacOSX 101 455(-)013 |
Posted By MacOSX My hell: My iMac |
Posted By AlphaWolf I used to shoot my rope at a floating pixel in forts mode, it actually saved my ass quite a few times. Lol. Thank the pixel. You know which fort it is. |
Posted By TheAbdBoy The pixel made installing Windows 7 a lot harder than it should have been. |
Posted By kellykel I jumped, hit the pixel and drowned in the water. |
Posted By TheKax I got a flat head, because once BTP didn't load up and I banged my head to my table. |
Posted By belle3100 One day a guy called Ripto destroyed Pixville |
Posted By belle3100 One day a guy called Ripto destroyed Pixville |
Posted By -wormager- once apon a time |
Posted By belle3100 A pixel set the island of Sihathin and all of the Ropes where lost. |
Posted By belle3100 The pixel and blamer got in a fight and destroyed Land of No-W:A and brought new hardships like W:A only Fiddiler |
Posted By Rioter One day a guy called Pac-Man destroyed the town of BlameThePixel(TM) |
Posted By MilesPrower A pixel destroyed my profile page, set my tax up to 48% and wasted all my money turning pink my torso :S |
Posted By Spleet To this day. After being a member for more than 4 full years. I have never written a story on this page. I blame the pixel for that. |
Posted By Pac-Man THE STORY OF THE MILES |
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Posted By Gabberarmy I have big fear!?!?! ^^ One time ago i had a 1024x768 also a 786432 Pixel Monitor... But now i have a 1680x1050 Monitor that are 1764000 Pixels now, 977568 more than before!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!! |
Posted By MilesPrower A pixel make mu girlfriend break up with me a year ago :( |
Posted By Zumar a pixel blowed up my head yesterday and it still hurts |
Posted By ThexDarksider That didn't really look like Pac-Man... |
Posted By ThexDarksider ./osssssooo+-` |
Posted By MilesPrower A pixel turned pink my torso. |
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Posted By MilesPrower A pixel choked me and I dead (Look my custom status) |
Posted By ThexDarksider Now today a pixel really pissed me off. I was peacefully walking through a dark corridor behind my house and, suddenly, I tripped over that little bastard! I broke my arm, twisted my ankle and got a very strong headache. THAT is why we should ALWAYS blame the pixel! |
Posted By ThexDarksider lol on my 1400x1024 resolution 17" LCD monitor it LOOKS like a SINGLE pixel XD |
Posted By MilesPrower Do you see that shit? ---> . |
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Posted By WonderMelon a pixel flew into my eye. no wait... that was a cricket ball |
Posted By MChabez A mummy died today. |
Posted By MilesPrower Posted By Frillydilly |
Posted By Pac-Man do you remember the spam guy who said ADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAF JASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJ FASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZAS FSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFG ASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFADZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASFA DZASFSAFJASFGASKJFASF? |
Posted By Morbid902 A single lone pixel screwed up my roping, my ninja rope started wrapping around it |
Posted By Frillydilly I like cheese |
Posted By Dolphinlover2007 pixels are like 5p's you never seem to be able to get rid of them, just when you thought "Thats the last one"... "Look Again..." |
Posted By MilesPrower Pixels are like slot machines: they know where and when kill you. DON'T LEAVE THEN KILL YOU!! |
Posted By AkuTube Mario kills Peach. |
Posted By BurrningLord I hate pixels... that all that all the story... |
Posted By SouthX lulz my grandma's dead ;o |
Posted By Pac-Man lulz my grandma says "BTP FUCKS UP?" |
Posted By Pac-Man "" |
Posted By SouthX Pio isn't useless, guys. You can take home your pitchforks. |
Posted By MilesPrower Should I can get a gold medal on crazy crates: I needed 2 seconds more (I did 4:28) FUCKING PIXELS! |
Posted By MilesPrower *no story* |
Posted By pascal01 ,,|,, ^^ ,,|,, |
Posted By XD II . |
Posted By Pac-Man THE STORY OF THE MIXELZ |
Posted By Pac-Man THE STORY OF THE PUZELZ |
Posted By Pac-Man OK! BTFUCKUPS are gone so now what do we do? |
Posted By SouthX Posted By Esoheniesee |
Posted By Pac-Man TADA! |
Posted By Darxzero A pixel poisoned my dog, crashed my car, and burnt down my house. That pixel will pay! |
Posted By SouthX today... when i got home from work, a pixel came out of no where and *snif* raped my kitty :,( |
Posted By SouthX A Pixel broke my monitor! :O (not rly) |
Posted By Pac-Man BTSU WILL BE BACK.... in a few centuries |
Posted By Pac-Man R: Could Not create CURRENT.THM File Data\current.thm Data\curre |
Posted By Pac-Man THE WHOLE STORY |
Posted By Pac-Man it was a ghost! A GHOST??? YAIKS! LEMME OUTTA HERE!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!! (CHAOS, BOOM, BANG, EVRYTHING EXPLODES, PACMAN GOT HEADDACHE) OOOOOOooOOOOO!!!! YOOOOOOUUCH!!!! !!!!! !!!! |
Posted By SouthX *cries* i was walking over to my gf and tripped over a pixel and i landed on her... it was really embarrasing tuu =( DAMN YOU PIX! i h8 u :( |
Posted By Shirdel Just yesterday, I was going to the last Train to London that day and if I didn't get to London before the next day, I would be fired from my job. So I rushed to the final train but then a load of Poxels came up to me and made a giant Poxel wall and by the time I fought my way through enough Poxels to get throught to the other side the Train left. So that's why I say: |
Posted By Pac-Man __ |
Posted By Esoheniesee I FUCKED SOME ASS. |
Posted By Sonic(IMBACK) One sunny day, I tried to fuck some clit. I needed a condom to do so. Then I stuck my big dick out into a woman's pussy. She was angered by this. She thought it was way too big, so she cut it off, and somehow it became alive and dissolved inside my WWP CD. Once I started playing, I noticed that my dick was getting in the way of the screen, making it hard to see where I was going. And to make it worse, this dick looked like it was about to cum. I took out my cum-extinguisher and fucked it up the penishole until it went between my legs again and I could fuck my GF's tits again. |
Posted By Sonic(IMBACK) One sunny day, I tried to fuck some clit. I needed a condom to do so. Then I stuck my big dick out into a woman's pussy. She was angered by this. She thought it was way too big, so she cut it off, and somehow it became alive and dissolved inside my WWP CD. Once I started playing, I noticed that my dick was getting in the way of the screen, making it hard to see where I was going. And to make it worse, this dick looked like it was about to cum. I took out my cum-extinguisher and fucked it up the penishole until it went between my legs again and I could fuck my GF's tits again. |
Posted By Shirdel it made my Worm(s) dizzy when they were doing rope practice |
Posted By Theone it saved me from death but i sliped off a banana. |
Posted By guywithagiantkey the pixel mde me crash into thing a bazillion times! |
Posted By wicked will my worm head butted a pixel |
Posted By xXxRaVeNxXx And me, i cant be bothered telling my story because its sooooo long. . .and so upsetting =( |
Posted By B!G B!LLY I wake up --> job/school ---> at home, girlfriend, or worms, or something else, ---> sleep |
Posted By DarkLordX I tried to kill a pixel... I fell into the water... :( |
Posted By XD II first there was pixelz. then there was pacman. he ate all the pixelz. then he got too fat and he exploded and all the pixelz were scattered in the maps. damn it! |
Posted By XD II __ |
Posted By Pac-Man THE WHOLE STORY |
Posted By sonic998259 a long time ago,before earth was created,there was a planet called planet pixelators.Every1 who lived there was pixels.But there was also a planet named 'The great wormwarrior's castle planet'.Every year,9 billion pixels attack him and the hundredth attack knocked him onto my PC screen.THen pixels appeared 1 by 1 and jumped on him.He died. |
Posted By sonic998259 BLAMER!THE PIXEL IS CHASING ME WITH A HAMMER |
Posted By M2 my worm attacked me when I ate it's pixel :( |
Posted By XD II a pixel killed me. i jumped but there was pixel in my way and i fell in water :'( |
Posted By XD II I was playing wxw and then i... |
Posted By Simski ::. |
Posted By XD II ................ o// o// o// |
Posted By Simski The Pixels killed my friend. |
Posted By caringpeach When i say u you say shout up just kidden! |
Posted By B!G B!LLY FUCK!! What can we do to destroy that evil pixel???? |
Posted By XD II OMG!!!! A PIXEL!!!!!! |
Posted By Serizzim Once, in the history, there was record a small thing, a thing smaller thant anything they knew, it was the pixel, and the pixel was worshipped for a long time, people and the pixel lived in peace and prosper. One day, BTP came out, it took the pixel hostage and breaded them so long, they got enough to make maps. Now, humans will free this pixels, they will use the maps, shoot and try to destroy the maps to send the pixels to the peacefull afterlife but *sigh* none succeded yet. |
Posted By robowurmz I was befriended by a pixel, or so I thought. I had my worm stand on it, and my friend tried a homing missile and surprise, surprise it kept flying in circles. But my pixel TURNED on me. I caught fire by itself when a misplace petrol bomb explloded on the roof of a nearby girder. I fell into the water, and the pixel survived when the fire went out... |
Posted By DarkLordX I rule all evil pixels!! >:) I have only been stopped once before by a pixel of the lightsiders... >_> The little beast scattered its invisible friends throughout my Pachinko map and bombarded me with many a mine... |
Posted By RANDOMATOR06 It all started when I had to throw a discus in a school athelics tournament, the i threw it, a REAL LIFE PIXEL came along, and bounced the discuss back at me. |
Posted By Sachal what do you even mean by the pixel is bothering u huh? |
Posted By xDarKStaRx i was once playing on one of bloopy's maps that said with an arrow pointing to a pixel "Pros fly from here.." well since i had JUST recently came back i didnt want to try it.. however it was in a spot that when i tried to fly normally.. i slammed RIGHT into the F-ing thing and onto a mine next to an oil barell costing me 137 damage.. and almost losing the game for me.. :( |
Posted By Hot Gravy I remember once I had instant mines on, and I was roping along the roof of the level. I was roping along really fast, when suddenly a pixel blocked the middle of my rope and made it bend around! I went flying onto the roof, only to realise I'd crashed into a mine! BOOM! My worm died! :( |
Posted By Hot Gravy I was on my last piece of health, I fired a bazooka but a VERY nearby pixel blocked it and the blast radius killed me. AAARGH! Usually pixels are nice to me though, always breaking my fall before I fall far enough for fall damage to take effect! Most pixels are my friend! :) |
Posted By Overlord9K I was on the winning side of a major duel when I took a shot at my helpless foe and my shot exploded in my face because a bloody pixel was right in front of my worm, I was ready to smash the monitor to pieces after that misfortune! |
Posted By Pioneer322 I fired a zook out of my ass, as usual, and this F-ing pixel came out of no-where and took the bullet for this bastard enemy of a worm! |
Posted By Noiren I MET PEOPLE IN CANADA WHO KNEW WHAT KND AND BTP WHERE. |
Posted By drillfang wel he hasent done anything to me lol |
Posted By xSKATEx I blame the caption comp. pixel. |
Posted By Schmendrik I was playing Pixel Flyer. AAAAHHHHHHHHH! |
Posted By HomingPigeon One time, there was this pixel, who was just sittin there all cool like, came outa nowhere and prodded me into the water... Then it laughed at me :'(. |
Posted By Hot Gravy I was in a roperace once, nearly winning, when I bumped into a pixel and SPLOSH! |
Posted By Termit0r My my sister yer yer she she had a baby and its legs fell off |
Posted By Muzer It KEEPS FORGETING TO END MY SENTANCES!!!! IT WALKS OFF AND THEN I GET IN TROUBLE FOR FORGETTING A "FULLSTOP" BAH! IT'S A PIXEL |
Posted By Star Worms Let's all shift it down. |
Posted By Star Worms So... |
Posted By Star Worms I blame Deathbot for the spam |
Posted By Deathbot I blame the pixel for blaming me for blaming him for blaming me for..... |
Posted By Pioneer322 Pioneer322 thinks Wormo is emo |
Posted By Wormo PIXEL-LESS SCREW UP: |
Posted By insanitoon the pixel came up to my worm and said i hate you, which consequently made him die, i hate the pixel KILL ALL PIXELS. |
Posted By Deathbot pixels made the NES end(see NES) |
Posted By Tha Roper I saw a beautiful pixel and i couldn't resist ropin towards it and swinging on it for 30 seconds... |
Posted By Deathbot U see, the pixel saved my life! |
Posted By ArcBeetle I rescued a pixel from a tree, but I almost fall, and I screwed up |
Posted By KittyWorm Well... I met this pixel, and it made me screw up today... |
Posted By Jakel pixels killed me & my family, then raped my puppies :'( |
Posted By haloween13th dam fricken pixel i was trying to find one of the shoppa maps i wanted and they didnt have it so i started smashing my computer with a baseball bat it felt so good. then my brother came and i said''come on bro help me stick this carrot right up'' my bro said ok |
Posted By pimp_popo heheh,im actually lokin' for a new clan ..I made a clan Tilp@spe with tilpaspe an it went pretty good but suddently the peaple left my internet at home shut off! my forum died! and my web expire! and now in total despair im wastin' my worm life BLAMMIN' THE PIXELS |
Posted By kikumbob USER NOTICE: /screwups.php has no $identify set on line 536 in file /config.php |
Posted By billynizzle sorry bout that :( |
Posted By billynizzle :( i was roping and then...... it's to horrendus to say! :-'( well, here goes: well, i was roping...and then the pixel got in the way of rope, i hooked the |
Posted By dman91 They are coming . it is here!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh Run like helllllllll!!!!! Shit!!!!! |
Posted By CnrTheFrg Pixels abandoned me right when I needed them to stop my worm from falling in the water |
Posted By EvilWeevil I was playing worms one day, when a pixel jumped out of my computer and pulled my dog in, at the exact time i planted a concrete donkey. He died.(of course) Damn you pixel! |
Posted By Cheeetar WEell uh I pissed everybody off because a pixel controlled my mind. |
Posted By jonathan i have a game called jumpman, and another called jumpman lives... you walk on a thin little platform collecting bombs to disarm them. one of your enimies are pixels that attack you... they push you off the platforms, and you plummit to the ground and die (those BASTARDS) |
Posted By Cheeetar NOOO DONT EAT ME PIXEL PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME NOOOOOOOOOO |
Posted By jonathan i have a PDA palm IIIc (colour palm pilot) |
Posted By Cheeetar my dynamite landed on a pixel while another pixel stopped me from running. |
Posted By Simski I let a pixel die, so he raised from the dead and killed my worms. |
Posted By IcePacks I watch people shoot themselves/pixels. Good enough. |
Posted By kikumbob The pixels on my laptop faded under the sun. They went to cower. Damn those cowards! |
Posted By TheWormtrix once a pixel blew up and killed my worm... oh man... |
Posted By neo-LW I was hack-er playing on myPC when the mutated pixels struk, riping my cables to shreads and cracking the monitor! |
Posted By sqwueek my worm choked in a pixel after he flew against it :[ |
Posted By RopeWorm In Worms, the pixel made my worm trip. My worm then accidentally shot himself with an Air Strike. (Oh yes, worms can't trip... this fact ruined my funny story...) |
Posted By Atomic52 What makes the word LeeT? THATS RIGHT PIXELS! |
Posted By Muzer I was making pixels to practice programing (DAMN PROGRAMING BOOK!) When the pixel I made suddenly Ommited loads of signed error messaged by the pixel. I had to restart my laptop that takes efFing ages to start up or shut down! |
Posted By Flipez i was on msn and a group of pixels jumped out the monitor and attacked my dog...or maybe my dog just has fleas..... |
Posted By IcePacks I got a pixel stuck in my forehead. It left a bloody hole. |
Posted By XxSpIDerxX Every day, i start up my computer and have to watch 1280x1024 pixels change colours...Oh, the agony... |
Posted By Sk8a d00d oh, i can still see it in my mind that horrible day... |
Posted By jonathan my palm IIIc has a screwy blue pixel in the middle of the screen |
Posted By TheAbdBoy It's beacuse you touch yourself at night. |
Posted By shrooms noooo, stupid pixel. |
Posted By rl47 The pixel killed everyone, and then he said "Give me some cookies!" |
Posted By kikumbob It just so happens that pixels form the word "tax" in my little window! |
Posted By clarkey252 I tripped over a pixe and broke 35 bones i am now sueing for £476,585. so there :P |
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Posted By Foamy Well it all happend this one day when...........and thats how the pixel ruined my life |
Posted By Bloopy ThisIsATestThisIsATestThisIsATestOhGloriousGloriaDidYouHearThatThisIsATest |
Posted By FrEaKzZ damn posting XD |
Posted By Shadow259 the pixel ate my homework. stupid pixel |
Posted By YBY my teacher banned from the computer cos i was on this site |
Posted By SegaSonic stupid pixel! he took my Ps2! |
Posted By T-Wolf56 The pixel made me get a D in math! The jerk. |
Posted By kikumbob well, for one, this page is seriouslly screwed up!!! I mean the blue pixel background stretches out too far and there are pixelated lines at the bottom. I mean, why would anyone do that??? |
Posted By VisioN i cant sleep i cant eat, im a just not me, and its the pixels fault i tell you! |
Posted By xDmTxsonic one time i was forced to sit next to a pixel and he was all like "Get a life, asshole" |
Posted By Kyle now i always stay up will 3am or later, worms world party is the most addicting game i've ever played, :'( |
Posted By rl47 pixle makee me sad lol it makee me sad :( X( .................................................... |
Posted By Runt the pixel took my wife and kids! they think their sooo cool. c'mon for gods sake! its a dot! wot woman wood fall in love with a dot? *sob* |
Posted By Khuzad wasn't me it was a pixel... |
Posted By jakl the evil pixel has made my worms under the MIA status and, and ive not seen my favorite worms since, they are GONE!!!! NOOOOOO |
Posted By Zippy I went up to this pixel, and I was all "you're dumb" and he was all, "No, you're dumb" and I was all, "No you're dumb!" psshh, I was so pissed! |
Posted By SEMISKROOD yesterday the stupid pixels made me come back to worms :( |
Posted By xXBioFusionXx the pixels let loose my home-made man-eating jello. it ate my little bro. |
Posted By MrrLL well, i havent seen this girl in a long time who i like, and i wanted to say hey! long time no see! But instead, i freaking get so nervous i mistype "Hey! long time no pee!" |
Posted By Shadow259 ok, this is a true story. |
Posted By Shadow259 a pixel made me write this stoopid thing |
Posted By matrix_online i was playing flyshoppa and there was one lone pixel so small i couldn't c. i flew and bashed right into it. i lost my turn :'( |
Posted By Roy by the way i was all the way in standing still when i let go...And i flew! all of a sudden! |
Posted By Roy the darn pixel made me fly like a sheep!!!!! i swear i'll get thet thing...CURSE YOU PIXELS AND YOUR FLYING WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By Roy I was roping and i got close as posible so i'd be able to get up a high cliff...while bonking around like mad i let go went flying....:cry:took 1 more of my worms with me went pummeling into the wall as the other worm fell into the water...and then i couldn't learn how to swim fast enough...:cry: |
Posted By madknifa Those damn pixels made me be able to read RnRxSSTxLdr's text |
Posted By xSKATEx I was in Ms Paint, just painted a long line, and I pressed the undo button, that damn pixel disapeered, I hate pixels! |
Posted By kikumbob Well, when i was just doodling on the computer, this small lil pixel, just one in my worm piccy I was animating...it...it JUMPED OUT OF THE COMP AND ATE ME! No actually it just disapeared and when I zoomed in close it...it... GOT OUT A LITTLE MINUS PIXEL GUN AND SHOT ME! No it just wasnt there. I had to refill the tiny spec...strange really. |
Posted By Matty i went to the loo yeah..and ...it was so horrible.....IT WENT UP MY ARSE....caused me severe constipation for years!!! |
Posted By Spiderchild Now for something a bit more real... |
Posted By Spiderchild well it's simple really i was eating pizza playing WWP and getting head all at the same time and then to spoil the best moment of my life the girl who was giving me head went and turned in to a pixel bit chunks of my cock off pissed on my pizza and then to top it of made me lose an important BnG match. Fucking pixel i got crabs from him biting my dick. Bloody itches. |
Posted By bono_bob The pixel joined forces and made all teh colours possible on Binladin's computer when he planned his bombing |
Posted By SPAZ Ok over the next few weeks/monthes you will get to read the stories of the pixel. I need to think of them and write them first but you can wait i know it. |
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Posted By RPharazon The pixel died and then someone tripped on it and fell into a mine pit. |
Posted By white_duck This pixel raped another pixel, and then headed for my worm, but the worm just flicked it away. |
Posted By Snipper I LUV PIXELS ☺☺☺☺☺☺ |
Posted By Zippy They go in my Shoppa game and...... OH GOD its horrible!!!!! |
Posted By Sonicrazy When I was roping, my rope hit a pixel and wound around it. :( |
Posted By joetheeskimo5 The pixel killed my friend. Well, not exactly. My friend was playing Worms and a pixel got in the way of his winning shot. He got so mad at it that he slammed his fists on the screen and his fist went right through. He...he...died of electrocution! :'( |
Posted By Falkra A pixel in the eye can be a real disaster. |
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Posted By BaziAD A pixel gave me a swirly in the school :-( |
Posted By Star Worms SPAZ posted a really long message and it really pissed me off so i stabed him in the throat....along with a pixel to make it on topic. |
Posted By Omega I blame the screw up, i really do... |
Posted By SPAZ AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!! WUAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGHGHGHGHAHGHHAHGHAHGAHHGH!!!!!!!! (the evil pixel made me fail my science test...) |
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Posted By BloodE sex |
Posted By The Wishmaster the pixel set up a camera in my shower and hooked it up 2 the internet. ( he ven told me this himself ) |
Posted By Star Worms my screen has a blue pixel too; it's on the right though. |
Posted By Snipper argh, my screen has a little blue pixel in the middle! |
Posted By aod ..it was big...it hit my like a big rock..i didnt know what it was..but when i had my eye sight better...IT WAS THE HUGEST PIXAL OF ALLL...I RAN AND RAN BUT FELL.....IT HAD ME..BUT I ESCAPED THE LAST MOMENT....i was NEVRER the same about pixels again....wheres my sandwitch! |
Posted By white_duck It was a gang of pixels all huddeled together, it was huge! Bigest pixel ive ever seen |
Posted By Gobeefy hi |
Posted By Gobeefy This is a common pixle waiting to strike! -> . |
Posted By madknifa It was the biggest pixel ive ever seen!!! BLAME THE 2x2 17" MONITORS!!! *paranoid* |
Posted By Snipper We are merely rendered, then made into PIXELS! ARGH! |
Posted By shwan pixel here pixel der pixel everywhere pixel mì pixel you oohhhooo pixel she pixel he... plz can i stop |
Posted By shwan wel i`m a pro so i was killing aa noob butt i forger him so hi kill my................. |
Posted By psymon the pixel looked at me funny |
Posted By Thib Everybody is a pixel...Im a pixel ! AAAAaaaaahhh !!!! |
Posted By littlemuse i have no idea,what this site is about?!?! SO CONFUESED!! :( |
Posted By Kebab-go-Boom The pixel stole my Tuna sandwich..... |
Posted By The Wishmaster i cant rope because of this site taking up my time! so im blaming blameing the pixel! |
Posted By the sCorPion i have not been screwed of any pixels i just wanna say: join the scorpions clann have a pixel free zone |
Posted By HarrY the pixels all all around me so now i cant move unless i blow em up but i dont wanna blow em up cos they told me if i blew em up they would give me pixel poisoning! |
Posted By Jackbob GRRR! BITE, BITE!!!! |
Posted By alwayssmiley a pixel at my dog :(( |
Posted By fuzzball a pixel waz on the loo wen i realy nedded 2 go badly |
Posted By Daminite a small groupe of evil pixels cause one of my shots to go off on me and then pinballed mt worm in to the water when it normally would of passed over the small wole barely the size of a worm |
Posted By Jackbob A couple of evil pixels forced me to push up weeds into my head thrue the nose! Now, I aint able to to play worms anymore! |
Posted By Dingbats I was walking home from school, when a group of mean pixels attacked me and robbed me. |
Posted By psymon the pixel said i woz uselass at worms but then i found out he was telling the truth |
Posted By TR Meowth The pixal made my worm go in the drink! |
Posted By TheAbdBoy DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By Dumazz AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!! WUAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGHGHGHGHAHGHHAHGHAHGAHHGH!!!!!!!! (the evil pixel made me fail my science test...) |
Posted By Goober a pixel infected with SARS made me have diarrhoa and now my bathroom stinks |
Posted By Good Pixel well an evil pixel locked me in his basement but I escaped and i'm talking to you now. It seems like i'm the ONLY good pixel around here >_> |
Posted By bob The Pixel is soo adictive he made me not have time to do any work today. then i got sacked from my job for insubordination. then my wife left me because i got sacked from work. My wife took my house and children with her. Now i live on the streets, hoping i'll get enough money to be able to afford a portion of chips from McDnalds. Thanks a lot, pixel. |
Posted By XxPYROxX pixels made fox cancel futurama. those bastards!! |
Posted By Squiffel I currently like pixels at this exact moment in time. |
Posted By The Pope . Hello, I am here on behalf of the Pixel Association to talk to you about Pixels... |
Posted By Goober i was revaged by an army of angry pixels on the way up the stairs, i am now in serious pain.....BLAME THE PIXEL. |
Posted By Contrazur I'm cursed! I'm on my 4th monitor for my insurance company and every single one has had a broken pixel right in the middle! A red one!!! |
Posted By Eiko one time I was about to eat a pizza and when I brought it inside a pixel took it ;_; I want my pizza back ;_; |
Posted By Squirrel [Story was deleted by a pixel] |
Posted By Inque Quan I was picking my nose and some smart ass pixel put somesuper glue on my finger.. it took me 5 minutes to write this with only my left hand, coz my right habd is still stuck up my nose! |
Posted By CousCous022 My super sheep went through a pixilated frame wall and hit my worm from the back and blew up a barrel and and and and ........................................................ |
Posted By Meiapaul pixels screwed up the neatness of this here page ........................................................................... ................................................ |
Posted By xRRHxScaroow I was going to place a banana bomb on some guys head, and then suddenly this pixel arrived and..! You know what? I dont even wanna talk about it...:( |
Posted By Blinx 3D FUCKING PIXELS ARE COMING!!! |
Posted By C1 Well this was quite anoying. I was making something is javascript and it wasnt working. :P then 2 days later i learned it was a fucken ass pixel :P so i deleted the pixel with my backspace button and it worked fine |
Posted By Devil the pixel jumped out the screen and took my space-button! (mayb this 1 would fit btr in (P)roper excuses...) |
Posted By Pikace I had a baby pixel once. He got bigger and he didnt really like me. I woke up the next morning with half my HP gone and there was pixel wqith a Battle ax! |
Posted By CousCous022 ........................................................................... ................................................. |
Posted By Jot My s sheep went throught the wall on fort :-/ myabe because of pixels? |
Posted By Matrix The pixel had an affair with my girlfriend! |
Posted By xThex0xonex the pixel ran over my new born cats |
Posted By kamikazee the pixel stole my keyboard |
Posted By SPAZ One day I made a map. The pixels were good pixels. But then evil bastard pixel came up and landed in the middle. When I played the evil bastard pixel kept saying he was a bastard. Then someone shot him and he died. |
Posted By OutOfOrder the pix got into my eye.. now it hurts! >:E |
Posted By DjDTM For some reason theres always a number of pixels scurrying around my screen. |
Posted By Matrix The Pixel took my Fish n Chips! :'( |
Posted By Devil when i was in the third grade, all the pixels were bullying me! |
Posted By XxDreamEaterxX i am the pixel |
Posted By kamikazee the evil pixel drank all my whiskey |
Posted By rambo_6 an evil pixel left a stain on my rug! :( |
Posted By kamikazee while i was crapping the pixel stole my pants and ran away |
Posted By Devil A pixel once told me he had eaten a pizza. |
Posted By Fiend A pixel ran over my grandmother. |
Posted By TheAbdBoy /anon an anon chased me and turned me into one! |
Posted By El Stupido Someone know maybe when worms 3 will be in stores? |
Posted By Blinx ........................................................................... .............................................it's armies are rising... |
Posted By Blinx The War against the Pixels has started |
Posted By Eiko I launched a super sheep and it hit a pixel damaging my worms 40+ each |
Posted By TheAbdBoy in a sheep fort, my super sheep went through the wall..... |
Posted By Eiko Pixels amde me their size now they are torturing me relentlessly |
Posted By Evil Pixel I AM A PIXEL!!!! |
Posted By xSfxRockType hmmmm don't realy now. |
Posted By El Stupido what is pixel? |
Posted By TonY In a fort game, a sheep from a sheep launcher hit a pixel between the two forts and came back (D'oh!). |
Posted By n00bie My worm jumped in an elite today, hit a pix and fell onto two mines near an oil drum. He was spared with only 6 health, but then the other guy just had to kill him. |
Posted By The Pope Well i have something uplifting to say, a pixel helped me today. **GASP** As i was playing BnG it was one of my opponent's turn. He wasn't moving his cursor before each turn and now he had foudn the persfect angle. I was down to 7 health. He adjusted it a little bit then charged it up. It then went behind him because it had bounced off a pixel. This then gave ,e a chance to teleport some where else. I didn't go onto win the game but I was one of the last 2 out of the 6 that started to play. That is my story! |
Posted By Deaththemadcow the pixel hurt me =( |
Posted By Lord Dez Damn pixel made me join the site. |
Posted By Evil Pixel Moo |
Posted By GuyWhoSaysMoo Pixels tell me to burn things when nobody is aroun- |
Posted By GuyWhoSaysMoo First off, Moo. Ok, now that that is out of the way; I was in a flying shoppa, and some n00b had used a destruct-terain map, so pixes became a hastle. I launched myself across the map, hit a pixel half way there, and fell straight into the evil water of death and annoyance. Needless to say, I was so angry my head spontaniously cubusted, and I died... I type pretty well for a dead guy huh... Moo. |
Posted By Vegeta I only lost because the pixel told me to. |
Posted By Dumazz the evil pixel made me not fit in a hole in a battle race !!!!! |
Posted By Evil Pixel well, i can assure you that wasn't the pixel |
Posted By walrus i woke up, and there the pixel was, ramming me up the ass. so i got up out my bad and slapped that fuka around for awhile |
Posted By Dumazz he makes me crash and see nekkid ppl!! |
Posted By Evil Pixel i know, we are everywhere!! |
Posted By SupSuper pixels ruin my TI-86 games! |
Posted By blame the blamer The pixel forced the Pixel Blamer to come into existence. |
Posted By Thor It happens every day now that ive made that mission... pixels shurnk my worm down to pixel size! |
Posted By TheAbdBoy I saw gay people.... |
Posted By xWACxMastawormx the pixel is binladin |
Posted By Evil Pixel oh, really Pickleworm? then what happaned the other day? |
Posted By Pickleworm Pixels never ruin MY day! |
Posted By SEMISKROOD well my b-day was yesterday when i was blowing out the candles on my b-day pie (dont like cake) a evil pixel jumped in front of me and all but 1 blew out :'( |
Posted By w2crescens OMFG, THE PIXELS ARE INVADING US! AHHH! *runs for cover behind bloopy* |
Posted By Meiapaul I made a beautiful, wanderful map, the best the world had ever seen, EVEN better than all of bloopys put together... AND THERE WAS A GOD DAMNED PIXEL IN THE MIDDLE, SCREWING UP THE WHOLE BR, AND IT DOESNT SHOW UP ON PSP!!!!!!! |
Posted By BloodE Eh...some....pixel....hanging around havin a beer,got drunk and threw me off a stick..... |
Posted By ReadMe i once played on this may with no pixels at all, it would have been great, except we all just fell to our watery grave |
Posted By TheAbdBoy The pixel just stood there. Floating in the air. Not very intresting eh? THEN BOOM!!! A comet came and MISSED the pixel, so it stood there. Floating in the air. Not very intresting eh? So my worm took a shotgun. Then BOOM!! He missed the worm across him. All because of tthe pixel! |
Posted By Bloopy Let me tell you about the time |2at was possessed by pixels. They controlled his body, forcing him to make the most annoying and evil battle race map in the world. He was cursed to play it forever until he finished it. His poor worm jumping from pixel to pixel, falling again and again, each time going all the way back to the start. Firepunch was the only saviour and eventually he broke free of the curse after painstaking pixel perseverence. |
Posted By DarkOne the pixel blocked my view, so I fell face down on the concrete after tripping over a loose stone |
Posted By Annelid i got 8 points off on a test today because someone drew a pixel on one of my answers. |
Posted By C1 Im going to get revenge! (go to C1's off-topic forums to find out wat im talking about) |
Posted By C1 The pixel distoryed the original earth(earth was cloned) |
Posted By ZoGgEr! Well, me and ben were playing a game long ago, with an infuriating pixel involved. Everything bad that happened in the game was clearly the fault of the pixel, there was no possible other explanation for it, so guess what we did as a result? |
Posted By Evil Pixel I usually go and transform worms into pixels, then go out with other people's wives, and then go and plan world conquering with my alien brain-eater pixels friends, yeah. |
Posted By mtlAngelus The invasion of the extraterrestial brain-eaters pixels: |
Posted By Meiapaul I was at work one day,and when I came home, I heard strange noises upstairs. I went upstairs to find the pixel in bed with my wife! now my wife has left me and she has taken my home and my children, so if I can live with u please tell me! |
Posted By Omega Ok, i was in a BnG, best BnG id ever played, and I was gonna win in one shot. I aimed, fired, and the zook shell flew through the air with accuracy only seen on sniper rifles. Mere inches away from the desired target it exploded into a million pieces, and caused a mere 3 damage to my foe. I went on to lose the match. |
Posted By mtlAngelus Once i was playing worms, an evil pixel appeared, and said he was an evil pixel, i tryed dropping a Concrete Donkey on him, but he avoided it, then he approached to my worm, and transformed it in a pixel... never seen him since then... |
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