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Just post random facts about Zogger! here. It could be funny what people come up with.

Facts
-3/5 people have been zogged at least once in their life.

- ZoGgEr! may cause cancer, but he also cured it.

- ZoGgEr! doesn't have pubic hair, he has a crotch beard.

- Just talking to ZoGgEr! may cause an orgasm.

- ZoGgEr! almost destroyed the world once, but he managed to save it with a click of a button.

- ZoGgEr! is the most famous game, whether you win or lose, you're still the Zog.

- What ever happens in Zog, stays with Zog.

- Keeping you mouth open while running an a/c may give you bad Zog.

- ZoGgEr! is the most famous game, whether you win or lose, you're still the Zog. - What ever happens in Zog, stays with Zog. - Keeping you mouth open while running an a/c may give you bad Zog.
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-Even if you are looking at Zogger with both your eyes, Zogger in void from all depth perseption pentalies and cannot be carried over to the next turn.

-Zogger's ears are visable at all times, just like Mickey.

-The zoggles, make them do something

- Snoop Zogg is Snoop Dogg's cousin.

- It's a fact that the Ancient Aztecs, when startled, would cry out "ZoGgEr!"

- ZoGgEr! has more worms inside of him, than everyone else put together

- There is only one ZoGgEr!, but only after he slayed his evil twin in a daring battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Whoa, that's alotta tape worm!

- Zogger once performed at a rock club called Mister Small's. He rocked it so well that it rolled down a hill.

- zogger doesnt get wet. water get zog

-It has been proven that everytime ZoGgEr! scratches his head, a piece "space junk" collides with Saturn.

-ZoGgEr! was the first human to test the non-stereo microphone.

-The first brand name blender was named after the man that could chop faster than it... The Kenmore ZoGgEr!. However, it was never publicized.

I came, I saw, I Zoggered.

- The Zog is the only body part that seperates Urine, Semen, and Zog.

- The Zog is the only body part that seperates Urine, Semen, and Zog.
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Snoop Zogg irons his own clothes.

The Zog' may seem closer than he appears.

You should not use the Zog' while drinking or on other medication.

The Zog' is the second highest cuase of Death in North America.

Do not take more than 4 Zogs' a day.

Do not stare directly at the Zog'.

Do not Zog' and use birth-controll at the same time.

Do not reuse Zog. Always use a new Zog after use, and throw away the old Zog.

Do not stick Zog in your ear.

Only use a pea sized amount of Zog if you are under 5 years of age,.

Rinse, Lather and Zog, Repeat.


Ok, I'm Done.

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Noooooo! Don't throw away the old zog! It can be recycled DJ! Think clean!

But haha..a lot of these are really funny