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Zog doesn't claim responsibility for anything that happens anytime, anywhere. However, he is almost always the cause.
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- Zog was the first astronoaut to have his teeth explode.
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Zog doesn't claim responsibility for anything that happens anytime, anywhere. However, he is almost always the cause.
Hahaha.
If Zog was in the middle of nowhere, he would make in somewhere. Then somewhere would run away crying.
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- No girl can handle any amount of Zog.
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- Zog would be in the elements table, but he was considered too powerful to list.
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ZoGgEr! resolves to an IP address when he passes through a metal detector.
ZoGgEr! has BenServ's afro in his closet, and wears it to tea parties.
ZoGgEr!'s eyes use wave-division multiplexing to send images of naked women directly to his 'other head'.
ZoGgEr! was Genghis Khan's teddy bear in a past life.
Every time ZoGgEr! speaks, an army of pixels is vanquished.
ZoGgEr! lactates under a full moon.
ZoGgEr! is thought to be the only one who holds an ability in the Blame strong enough to destroy the new breed of megapixels which live inside digital cameras.
Rinse, Lather and Zog, Repeat.
Haha I like that one!
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This is Zogger's moment, not Chuck Norris's.
- Zog is in fact the 3rd olsen twin, the lost Brady, and the 5th of the beatles.
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When it comes to sex, intercourse without a safe barrier can kill you. When it comes to sex with Zoggers daughter, he is the barrier and he will kill you.
(I know he doesn't have one...)
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- Zog is the 5th time Connect 4 and Hungry Hippos champion.
- Zog can run the Rainbow Road in under 2 minutes and not brag.
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ZoGgEr! had a duel against Chuck Norris with a broom stick. ZoGgEr! won hands down and still managed to have time to drink his tea before it got cold.
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Zog is capable of graphing an imaginary number.
thats actually doable
ZoGgEr! once owned an ant farm, but after its system ov government was overthrown my an uprising of worker ants he decided it was bast left alone.
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-If you can't beat them, zog them
-but it is worth zog in hand that one hundred flying
-Everyone in the chat is zogged!
-You are zogged, and unzogged now
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-E=MCZogger Time.
-Zogger only needs just one more day
Give him another night
Just one more chance
This time he'll get it right.
-If Zogger didn't have a brain, He'd be dangerous.
-Zogger was once asked if he was an optimist, He said "I hope so"
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