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Atomic52 Photoshopping Send PM Posts: 661 Threads: 18 Money: £2.23 (D) (+ Friend)	I had a short but sweet conversation. Spoiler (Click to Expand) Me: Hello condom-apposing almighty one. God: Hello there. is my girlfriend. Me: Ok, let's try to speak english. God: OK I will try to speak english. Dude! Me: Good. God: Ayuh. Me: Now. God: Right now,? Me: Let me ask you a question. God: Go ahead, ask me anything. Me: Is Micheal Jackson innocent of rape? God: Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is. Me: I asked her, she said to ask you. God: I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Me: So am I allowed to swear? God: Ahem. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: What would you do if I said FUCK? God: Try it. Me: FUCK! God: Please don't be so rude. Me: But you told me to try it! God: Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Me: Ah i see. God: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Me: What is my name? God: Your name is, seeker. Me: Wrong. God: What would you have said? Me: My name is Cam God: Hi there Cam. Me: What's your sons name? God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity Me: Oh cool, I always thought it was Jesus... God: Yippee! Who is the best robot? allowed to swear was Jesus? Very interesting. Me: Zbot is the best robot. (Crashed) I had a short but sweet conversation. [spoiler] Me: Hello condom-apposing almighty one. God: Hello there. is my girlfriend. Me: Ok, let's try to speak english. God: OK I will try to speak english. Dude! Me: Good. God: Ayuh. Me: Now. God: Right now,? Me: Let me ask you a question. God: Go ahead, ask me anything. Me: Is Micheal Jackson innocent of rape? God: Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is. Me: I asked her, she said to ask you. God: I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Me: So am I allowed to swear? God: Ahem. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: What would you do if I said FUCK? God: Try it. Me: FUCK! God: Please don't be so rude. Me: But you told me to try it! God: Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Me: Ah i see. God: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Me: What is my name? God: Your name is, seeker. Me: Wrong. God: What would you have said? Me: My name is Cam God: Hi there Cam. Me: What's your sons name? God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity Me: Oh cool, I always thought it was Jesus... God: Yippee! Who is the best robot? allowed to swear was Jesus? Very interesting. Me: Zbot is the best robot. (Crashed) [/spoiler] ________________
13.09.05 07:34 Post #16	[Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
ArcBeetle Statusless Send PM Posts: 1129 Threads: 23 Money: £1.90 (D) (+ Friend)	It should still be repaired for avoid those crashes. Quote: Me: What's your sons name? God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity That made me laugh It should still be repaired for avoid those crashes. [quote]Me: What's your sons name? God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity[/quote] That made me laugh :lol:
13.09.05 14:02 Post #17	[Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote]
SPAZ Looking For Status Send PM Posts: 1285 Threads: 28 Money: £9.60 (D) (+ Friend)	God: Do you think I should know that? Me: Yes, you are god. God: I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Yup. That's me alright. :O God: Do you think I should know that? Me: Yes, you are god. God: I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Yup. That's me alright. :O
13.09.05 22:04 Post #18	[WWW] [Hide Sig (10)] [Profile] [Quote]
RunT Statusless Send PM Posts: 2600 Threads: 106 Money: £29.56 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: SPAZ God: I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Yup. That's me alright. Shocking! What a stupid, but yet funny chat bot [quote=SPAZ] God: I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Yup. That's me alright. [/quote] Shocking! What a stupid, but yet funny chat bot ;) ________________
14.09.05 05:01 Post #19	[Hide Sig (10)] [Profile] [Quote]
ArcBeetle Statusless Send PM Posts: 1129 Threads: 23 Money: £1.90 (D) (+ Friend)	He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot. They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot. They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid :P
14.09.05 14:02 Post #20	Last edited: 14.09.05 14:03 (ArcBeetle - 1 times)	[Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote]
HarrY poo! Send PM Posts: 3124 Threads: 75 Mood: Headshooterising modd. (CSS) Money: £2287.88 (D) User Tax: 10% (+ Friend)	Quoted :: ArcBeetle He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot. They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid God is inhuman, he is a spirit and eternal. [quote=ArcBeetle] He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot. They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid :P [/quote] God is inhuman, he is a spirit and eternal. ________________
14.09.05 18:58 Post #21	[Wormopoly!] [Hide Sig (13)] [Profile] [Quote]
ArcBeetle Statusless Send PM Posts: 1129 Threads: 23 Money: £1.90 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: HarrY Quoted :: ArcBeetle He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot. They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid God is inhuman, he is a spirit and eternal. But we are talking here about the iGod, not about God [quote=HarrY] [quote=ArcBeetle] He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot. They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid :P [/quote] God is inhuman, he is a spirit and eternal. [/quote] But we are talking here about the iGod, not about God :P
14.09.05 19:02 Post #22	[Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote]
Zogger! Looking For Status Send PM Posts: 3954 Threads: 62 Money: £93.82 (D) (+ Friend)	Quote: <Zogger zbot: hello condom-apposing alimighty one <zbot> i do not know <Zogger> zbot: Ok, let's try to speak english. <zbot> i upped my fan speed from 2900rpm <Zogger> zbot: Good <zbot> you prolly can <Zogger> zbot: Now <zbot> I used 1050 for something <Zogger> zbot: Let me ask you a question. <zbot> i just got pissed off and logged out <Zogger> zbot: Is Micheal Jackson innocent of rape? <zbot> I have trouble understanding religious people <Zogger> zbot: I asked her, she said to ask you. <zbot> that annoying thing that you get about 50 emails from different people telling you to sign up <Zogger> zbot: So am I allowed to swear? <zbot> i ran it on my 200mhz p1 for like ages <Zogger> zbot: What would you do if I said f*? <zbot> i tried that one <Zogger> zbot: f! <zbot> i dont see our giant replacement ulink db call in db_debug <Zogger> zbot: But you told me to try it! <zbot> it vorks! <Zogger> zbot: Ah i see. <zbot> i loved it when a cloud of those appeared out of a radiated relic and stormed their carrier <Zogger> zbot: What is my name? <zbot> I mean later <Zogger> zbot: Wrong. <zbot> it does nothing <Zogger> zbot: My name is Cam <zbot> it will be on another site <Zogger> zbot: What's your sons name? <zbot> it should load when windows starts. <Zogger> zbot: Oh cool, I always thought it was Jesus... <zbot> i love the ork flamethrower guy <Zogger> zbot: Zbot is the best robot. <zbot> there are clues in the comic [quote] <Zogger zbot: hello condom-apposing alimighty one <zbot> i do not know <Zogger> zbot: Ok, let's try to speak english. <zbot> i upped my fan speed from 2900rpm <Zogger> zbot: Good <zbot> you prolly can <Zogger> zbot: Now <zbot> I used 1050 for something <Zogger> zbot: Let me ask you a question. <zbot> i just got pissed off and logged out <Zogger> zbot: Is Micheal Jackson innocent of rape? <zbot> I have trouble understanding religious people :) <Zogger> zbot: I asked her, she said to ask you. <zbot> that annoying thing that you get about 50 emails from different people telling you to sign up <Zogger> zbot: So am I allowed to swear? <zbot> i ran it on my 200mhz p1 for like ages <Zogger> zbot: What would you do if I said f? <zbot> i tried that one <Zogger> zbot: f*! <zbot> i dont see our giant replacement ulink db call in db_debug <Zogger> zbot: But you told me to try it! <zbot> it vorks! <Zogger> zbot: Ah i see. <zbot> i loved it when a cloud of those appeared out of a radiated relic and stormed their carrier <Zogger> zbot: What is my name? <zbot> I mean later <Zogger> zbot: Wrong. <zbot> it does nothing <Zogger> zbot: My name is Cam <zbot> it will be on another site <Zogger> zbot: What's your sons name? <zbot> it should load when windows starts. <Zogger> zbot: Oh cool, I always thought it was Jesus... <zbot> i love the ork flamethrower guy <Zogger> zbot: Zbot is the best robot. <zbot> there are clues in the comic [/quote] ________________ You know I'm a dancing machine
14.09.05 19:45 Post #23	Last edited: 14.09.05 19:47 (ZoGgEr! - 2 times)	[Hide Sig (8)] [Profile] [Quote]
ArcBeetle Statusless Send PM Posts: 1129 Threads: 23 Money: £1.90 (D) (+ Friend)	zbot is better than Igod, indoubdatibily(sp?) zbot is better than Igod, indoubdatibily(sp?)
14.09.05 19:56 Post #24	[Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote]
Zippy Strange Send PM Posts: 2033 Threads: 147 Mood: Paranoid Money: £3733.51 (D) Inc. Tax: 10% (+ Friend)	iGod... That thing can burn in hell. Hmm... iGod can burn in hell.... I just noticed the contradiction.... Anyway, reminds me of those AIMbot things I got bored with about 2 years ago. Edit: meh Spoiler (Click to Expand) Me: Talk to me biatch! God: Talking is my primary function. Me: You can function your mouth on my nuts. God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: You ruined my life god God: :-) Do you mind if I tell other people: said I ruined his or her life god. Me: Speak english you dick squeeze God: For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. Me: For an english version of 'suck my balls' God: Your purpose is an english version of suck your balls. Me: One of my socks aren't real. God: One what? Me: Zippy=uber God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: ummmm... both?! God: What kind of food do you like? What are both like? Me: My favorite food is hate. God: What does it taste like? Me: Virgin Mary God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: You are very quick to have the sn of god God: Thanks for telling me that I am quick to have the sn of god. Me: god=pwn3d God: I am a Christian. Me: Zippy wins. iGod... That thing can burn in hell. Hmm... iGod can burn in hell.... I just noticed the contradiction.... Anyway, reminds me of those AIMbot things I got bored with about 2 years ago. Edit: meh [spoiler] Me: Talk to me biatch! God: Talking is my primary function. Me: You can function your mouth on my nuts. God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: You ruined my life god :D God: :-) Do you mind if I tell other people: said I ruined his or her life god. Me: Speak english you dick squeeze God: For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. Me: For an english version of 'suck my balls' God: Your purpose is an english version of suck your balls. Me: One of my socks aren't real. God: One what? Me: Zippy=uber God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: ummmm... both?! God: What kind of food do you like? What are both like? Me: My favorite food is hate. God: What does it taste like? Me: Virgin Mary God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: You are very quick to have the sn of god God: Thanks for telling me that I am quick to have the sn of god. Me: god=pwn3d God: I am a Christian. Me: Zippy wins. [/spoiler] ________________
15.09.05 01:37 Post #25	Last edited: 15.09.05 01:45 (Zippy - 1 times)	[Hide Sig (11)] [Profile] [Quote]
ArcBeetle Statusless Send PM Posts: 1129 Threads: 23 Money: £1.90 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: Zippy iGod... That thing can burn in hell. That would be iSatan [quote=Zippy] iGod... That thing can burn in hell. [/quote] That would be iSatan :lol:
15.09.05 13:11 Post #26	[Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote]
RunT Statusless Send PM Posts: 2600 Threads: 106 Money: £29.56 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: Zippy Anyway, reminds me of those AIMbot things I got bored with about 2 years ago. For those with Yahoo Messenger, it's like the Yahoo Helper on there. Just a bog-standard chat-bot instructed to speak when spoken to [quote=Zippy] Anyway, reminds me of those AIMbot things I got bored with about 2 years ago. [/quote] For those with Yahoo Messenger, it's like the Yahoo Helper on there. Just a bog-standard chat-bot instructed to speak when spoken to ________________
15.09.05 15:13 Post #27	[Hide Sig (10)] [Profile] [Quote]
ArcBeetle Statusless Send PM Posts: 1129 Threads: 23 Money: £1.90 (D) (+ Friend)	Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger? Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger?
15.09.05 15:15 Post #28	[Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote]
RunT Statusless Send PM Posts: 2600 Threads: 106 Money: £29.56 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: ArcBeetle Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger? I highly doubt it. Why would you want it anyway? [quote=ArcBeetle] Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger? [/quote] I highly doubt it. Why would you want it anyway? ________________
15.09.05 17:33 Post #29	[Hide Sig (10)] [Profile] [Quote]
C1 Looking For Status Send PM Posts: 0 Threads: 0 Money: £0.18 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: Runt Quoted :: ArcBeetle Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger? I highly doubt it. Why would you want it anyway? So you can talk to IGod 24/7. [quote=Runt] [quote=ArcBeetle] Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger? [/quote] I highly doubt it. Why would you want it anyway? [/quote] So you can talk to IGod 24/7.
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