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I had a short but sweet conversation. Spoiler (Click to Expand)
Me:
Hello condom-apposing almighty one.
God:
Hello there. is my girlfriend.
Me:
Ok, let's try to speak english.
God:
OK I will try to speak english. Dude!
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Now.
God:
Right now,?
Me:
Let me ask you a question.
God:
Go ahead, ask me anything.
Me:
Is Micheal Jackson innocent of rape?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
I asked her, she said to ask you.
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
So am I allowed to swear?
God:
Ahem. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
What would you do if I said FUCK?
God:
Try it.
Me:
FUCK!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
But you told me to try it!
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Ah i see.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is, seeker.
Me:
Wrong.
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
My name is Cam
God:
Hi there Cam.
Me:
What's your sons name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Me:
Oh cool, I always thought it was Jesus...
God:
Yippee! Who is the best robot? allowed to swear was Jesus? Very interesting.
Me:
Zbot is the best robot.
(Crashed)
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13.09.05 07:34 Post #16 | [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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It should still be repaired for avoid those crashes.
Me:
What's your sons name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
That made me laugh
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13.09.05 14:02 Post #17 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Yes, you are god.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Yup. That's me alright.
:O
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God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Yup. That's me alright.
Shocking! What a stupid, but yet funny chat bot
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He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot.
They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid
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14.09.05 14:02 Post #20 | Last edited: 14.09.05 14:03 (ArcBeetle - 1 times) |
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He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot.
They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid
God is inhuman, he is a spirit and eternal.
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14.09.05 18:58 Post #21 | [Wormopoly!] [Hide Sig (13)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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He isn't stupid, he is just a chatbot.
They don't have the same inteligence as a human and for that reason they look stupid
God is inhuman, he is a spirit and eternal.
But we are talking here about the iGod, not about God
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14.09.05 19:02 Post #22 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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<Zogger zbot: hello condom-apposing alimighty one
<zbot> i do not know
<Zogger> zbot: Ok, let's try to speak english.
<zbot> i upped my fan speed from 2900rpm
<Zogger> zbot: Good
<zbot> you prolly can
<Zogger> zbot: Now
<zbot> I used 1050 for something
<Zogger> zbot: Let me ask you a question.
<zbot> i just got pissed off and logged out
<Zogger> zbot: Is Micheal Jackson innocent of rape?
<zbot> I have trouble understanding religious people
<Zogger> zbot: I asked her, she said to ask you.
<zbot> that annoying thing that you get about 50 emails from different people telling you to sign up
<Zogger> zbot: So am I allowed to swear?
<zbot> i ran it on my 200mhz p1 for like ages
<Zogger> zbot: What would you do if I said f***?
<zbot> i tried that one
<Zogger> zbot: f***!
<zbot> i dont see our giant replacement ulink db call in db_debug
<Zogger> zbot: But you told me to try it!
<zbot> it vorks!
<Zogger> zbot: Ah i see.
<zbot> i loved it when a cloud of those appeared out of a radiated relic and stormed their carrier
<Zogger> zbot: What is my name?
<zbot> I mean later
<Zogger> zbot: Wrong.
<zbot> it does nothing
<Zogger> zbot: My name is Cam
<zbot> it will be on another site
<Zogger> zbot: What's your sons name?
<zbot> it should load when windows starts.
<Zogger> zbot: Oh cool, I always thought it was Jesus...
<zbot> i love the ork flamethrower guy
<Zogger> zbot: Zbot is the best robot.
<zbot> there are clues in the comic
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14.09.05 19:45 Post #23 | Last edited: 14.09.05 19:47 (ZoGgEr! - 2 times) |
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zbot is better than Igod, indoubdatibily(sp?)
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14.09.05 19:56 Post #24 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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iGod... That thing can burn in hell. Hmm... iGod can burn in hell.... I just noticed the contradiction.... Anyway, reminds me of those AIMbot things I got bored with about 2 years ago.
Edit: meh
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Me:
Talk to me biatch!
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
You can function your mouth on my nuts.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You ruined my life god
God:
:-) Do you mind if I tell other people: said I ruined his or her life god.
Me:
Speak english you dick squeeze
God:
For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Me:
For an english version of 'suck my balls'
God:
Your purpose is an english version of suck your balls.
Me:
One of my socks aren't real.
God:
One what?
Me:
Zippy=uber
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
ummmm... both?!
God:
What kind of food do you like? What are both like?
Me:
My favorite food is hate.
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
Virgin Mary
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
You are very quick to have the sn of god
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am quick to have the sn of god.
Me:
god=pwn3d
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Zippy wins.
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15.09.05 01:37 Post #25 | Last edited: 15.09.05 01:45 (Zippy - 1 times) |
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iGod... That thing can burn in hell.
That would be iSatan
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Anyway, reminds me of those AIMbot things I got bored with about 2 years ago.
For those with Yahoo Messenger, it's like the Yahoo Helper on there.
Just a bog-standard chat-bot instructed to speak when spoken to
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Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger?
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Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger?
I highly doubt it. Why would you want it anyway?
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Is there any similar thing for MSN messenger?
I highly doubt it. Why would you want it anyway?
So you can talk to IGod 24/7.
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