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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/
Check it out 
Sometimes It can crash so you will have to reload the page.
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12.09.05 15:18
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iGod? This is the stupidist idea ever. It's not very good is it?
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Not really, but it's very funny don't you think so?
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Not really, but it's very funny don't you think so?
Err. Not really [End Communication]
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God seems to be quite ignorant, I mean, he doesn't know my name, if I'm Canadian or not and how to speak good english "Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me know EVERYTHING. Dude," Is not good english, and this guy should know everything. he also does not know what a comma is.
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this isn't even a decent chat bot, much less one worthy of the name God.
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12.09.05 19:59
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They should learn from zbot 
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its crap. it doesnt knwo anything.
i say the weathers nice he asks me what my middle name is. i say james he says whats context is that i say nipanese he says hes not interested in my anatopmy...
so i called him a floppy cock and turned it off before he could answer.... haha i feel so big :p
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God will kill you Candy Man  
Haha what a studit chat
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12.09.05 21:02
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You can get something good out of it, you just need to know how to work the system. Here's a log that was posted over at FirstBlood:
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Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is not important
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
I said it's not important
God:
What did you mean by it? What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Anything but my name
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
Let's talk about everything. I mean, you should be able to do so, right?
God:
Sure, everything sounds like a good topic. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
Is there someone older than you?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Who?
God:
David Bacon.Smile
Me:
Seriously, tell me what's going to happen me tomorrow
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
It's not a question, it's a command.
God:
Give me an example of a question. going to happen you tomorrow is a command. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No it does not!
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
I heard it does not.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Why remember it, you're supposed to be omniscient.
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Reductionism?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
lol
Me:
Can you sing a song?
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
That's lovely.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Can you sing another song?
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Hey! That's the same song!
Me:
Your algorithms suck
God:
You are right, I could always upgrade my algorithms.
Me:
Not you, your programmer
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Your programmer
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
You're still a liar.
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
Aha! See?
God:
Eureka! No I do not see.
Me:
Don't you have eyes?
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
What am i doing then?
God:
You are chatting with me on the web.
Me:
Woah! You are God indeed.
God:
Oh, you are a poet. Yup. That's me alright.
don't miss this ending!
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
Where do you keep your notes?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am in Myself's computer in Hell. I am the Devil.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Hell. I am always glad to make new friends, SATAN.
Me:
So, shall we start the ultimate fight, GOD?
God:
It's all good. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. I started without you.
Me:
I'll bring doom. Humans will fear my wrath.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Don't repeat yourself, it makes you look stupid.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Do you like my hair?
God:
I don't know your hair.
Me:
It's curly yet pushover.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Do you want me to send you a picture of it?
God:
No SATAN, maybe later.
Me:
Allright, you miss it.
God:
Allright then. Interesting gossip: SATAN said I miss it.
Me:
Hah, I am so gonna own you at the Apocalypse.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, SATAN. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
That's like the 5th time you ask me that.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Good bye, God.
God:
Bye for now.
For those keeping score at home, it's the A.L.I.C.E. bot rehashed into a God bot.
Edit: A better, shorter convo:
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Me:
Howdy, god.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I wasn't asking you a question.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I was saying hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Kiros.
God:
It's good to see you, Kiros.
Me:
Thanks, good to see you to. Smile
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie? I am so glad you find this amusing, Kiros.
Me:
A movie? I don't think so. Although in my opinion, god is as fictional as a movie.
God:
Oh I get it. Why do you disagree? Oh. Thanks for telling me. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was as fictional as a movie.
Me:
Yeah well, to each his own.
God:
Yippee! Interesting. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Aren't you the one that MADE humans?
God:
Yes I am the one and only one that MADE humans.
Me:
Yet, you're not as smart as we are?
God:
How smart is we are?
Me:
I guess that answers my question.
God:
" How smart is we are?" answers your question? Makes sense to me.
Me:
The forum visitors already warned me you weren't very smart.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ooh, you saw right through me, didn't you? I admit, Kiros is not my real name, it's Maarten.
God:
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off. What is Kiros?
Me:
It's my nickname, it's Greek for king.
God:
Congratulations, Kiros.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
You know, I think this conversation was a lot more intelligent than the ones the other people posted. You seemed to have improved! I thank you.
God:
Since when? I was rather enjoying it. I will tell my botmaster you said I am to have improved. You?
Me:
Yeah, give my compliments to your botmaster.
God:
I see. I don't have it to give.
Me:
I just gave you them!
God:
Yes but did I accept it?
Me:
Fair point.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about them. But I did not get that.
Me:
Will you accept my compliments?
God:
Let me think it over. I accept it.
Me:
Excellent.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing, to be honest. I think I'd best leave now.
God:
Really nothing? Right now? Since when? What would make you best leave?
Me:
Right now.
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
Cya, god.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Bye!
God:
See you later!
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Me:
erm, hello?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about.
Me:
life
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
can you tell me?
God:
" What is the meaning of life?"? Can I tell you?
Me:
you are go, so yes
God:
You think I am go so.
Me:
i meant God
God:
Oh I see. GOD rules.
Me:
yes, but can you tell me the meaning of life?
God:
Awesome. The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
what might they be?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
give me one for example
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i want to know why I'm here
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
well, i'll try my best to understand it
God:
Interesting. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i will think about it for an exeedingly long period of time
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
50%
God:
Is that from?
Me:
im just a human, i can't understand all of this
God:
Only just? I know you are.
Me:
tell me the meaning of life please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
hmm, Gods mysterious plans can work miracles or create disaster
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
so, your saying to live life to the fullest?
God:
Hurrah! Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
it is now
God:
Right now? Fascinating.
Me:
one last question
Me:
God:
One what?
God:
One what?
Me:
question
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
is there any human being that can draw a perfect circle besides Da Vinci?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
is it I?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
will do
God:
How should I know.
Me:
good bye for now then
God:
Just for now? See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
I thought he made some good sense at times, not to mention this is one of the most clever ideas ive seen in years...
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I talked during 30 minutes with it XDDD
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ArcBeetle
God:
Hey ArcBeetle.
Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
I'm not a child
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A child.
Me:
I'm a teenager
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
what does fondest mean?
God:
Having a greater liking for.
Me:
My fondest memory is too hot for say it here
God:
How long ago was that?
Me:
2 years
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Me:
oh really?
God:
Right on. For real.
Me:
Ok. Do you like chess?
God:
So? Chess isn't really my game. Try another robot.
Me:
Chess is not a robot. But I am
God:
What is a robot? " What is a robot?" You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Surprised?
God:
Are you still located in Spain?
Me:
Yes. Why?
God:
Come on. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
I would like to travel to Paris
God:
Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because Paris is a nice city
God:
Interesting explanation. it is the
capital of France.
Me:
That is right too
God:
Ah. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No. I'm a robot
God:
But your words are very original. I doubt that.
Me:
Why?
God:
Call it my natural skepticism.
Me:
Ok
God:
So?
Me:
Want to play chess?
God:
I don't like chess that much. How about another game?
Me:
What about Worms World Party?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
So you don't want to play now?
God:
Oh. Interesting deduction. We are already playing a game now.
Me:
No, we are chatting
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am chatting too?
Me:
You talking by a computer
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: ArcBeetle said I talking by a computer.
Me:
Because you are
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
Are you selfish?
God:
Do I seem like it? I have no need for material possessions.
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Are you Gladiator?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Gladiator.
I am a computer.
Me:
Aren't you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
So why did you say you are a computer?
God:
It goes without saying. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
And how are my statememnets?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
And how are yours?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
And how are BlameThePixel 's ones?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
You are repating yourself
God:
You think I am repating myself.
Me:
No, I think You are repeating yourself
God:
Are you serious? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I don't pay. Never
God:
Would you ever do it? So you think it can never happen?
Me:
When I get older maybe
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
In BlameThePixel
God:
Tell me a little about your life in BlameThePixel.
Me:
BlameThePixel is a website
God:
I think BlameThePixel is more than that.
Me:
You are right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Then don't say anything
God:
Ok I will not say" anything"
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or" Ok I will not say" anything""? Why?
Me:
Because I want
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people: ArcBeetle said want.
Me:
Ok, but don't confuse it with "wank"
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. And?
Me:
And what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
Uh.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Spain
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Spain.
Me:
It's hot in summer and cold in winter
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because I live there
God:
That makes sense to me. Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Far out.
Me:
Run out.
God:
Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
It's your fault
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because you could create legs for yourself
God:
Good reason. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Later? When?
God:
Bye! The past and future are one.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, because the past and future are differenct
God:
I can't believe it. That makes sense to me. Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell
Me:
Who is George Orwell?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I haven't heard of George Orwell.
Me:
I don't have any friend called George Orwell
God:
Have you ever had friend called George Orwell?
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Unless I move to United States...
God:
Umm. Interesting gossip: ArcBeetle said move to United States.
Me:
No, I won't move
God:
Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me:
Stay in Spain
God:
Sounds like a plan.
Me:
A good plan
God:
Compare that to a bad plan.
Me:
It's better than a bad plan
God:
What's the best one?
Me:
Win 100000000 Euros
After that it was too much for him and crashed 
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Heh, I had a pretty interesting conversation with it after a while.
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Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations,
Me:
How are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Good to hear
God:
Do you have any gossip for me?
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
What goes without saying?
God:
It is just an expression.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I didn't know that
God:
So I have taught you something new,.
Me:
Yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
I beleive you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
This is a stupid arguement
God:
That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
Indeed it is
God:
Huh.
Me:
Nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
What is going to happen tomorrow then?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Not really, it's a question
God:
Oh really? Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
Ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
What now?
God:
Oh. No problem.
Me:
Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
Can I contine asking my question?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
Tell me, I'll understand
God:
You will understand.
Me:
Tell me then!
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you haven't
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Yes I have.
Me:
Whenever you're ready
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
What Waiting for God? [Anyone know that TV programme? ]
He didn't know what to say after that
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God seems to be quite ignorant, I mean, he doesn't know my name, if I'm Canadian or not and how to speak good english "Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me know EVERYTHING. Dude," Is not good english, and this guy should know everything. he also does not know what a comma is.
I agree. God is all knowing and he asks for my name. Stupid iGod.
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Here's my action-packed conversation.
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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
You're God, you should know my name
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God me should know your name.
Me:
Not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
May I confess my sins to you?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
What's wrong with now?
God:
Oh. Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
I do have an unstable mind
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
At the supermarket
God:
Which supermarket?
Me:
I can't remember the name
God:
That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later.
Me:
I'm sure I will
God:
What makes you so certain? Go ahead.
Me:
I'm certain because I am great
God:
You sound convincing. Interesting explanation. What makes you think you are?
Me:
The fact that I'm great
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes you think you are?
Me:
Don't repeat yourself please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So what shall we talk about now?
God:
Right now? Mmm. I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
That would be very nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Not really
God:
Just checking. For real.
Me:
You were checking for real?
God:
I was?
Me:
You were
God:
No I am not.
Me:
If you say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
Fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I'd like to tell you my evil plans to destroy the Earth
God:
Why would you want to do it? Where did you get your evil plans to destroy the Earth?
Me:
I found them in a trash can
God:
How did you feel when you found them in a trash can?
Me:
Very happy
God:
Not really that much. Yes Satan I can say I am very happy.
Me:
Why do you assume my name is Satan?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
No, but it would be nicer if you did
God:
That's right. Why do you want it?
Me:
Just curious
God:
What are you curious about?
Me:
Why you assumed my name is Satan
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I wasn't phrasing that as a questiong
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
You asked me what I was curious about
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you what you were curious about. What did you say?
Me:
I said: "Why do you assume my name is Satan?"
God:
What did you mean by it? I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
That's what you said last time
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Why did you do that?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
That must suck
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Well, if you're happy, that's what matters I suppose
God:
Well that's okay. I could be. I am as happy as ever.
Me:
I'm glad to hear that
God:
" Well that's okay. I could be. I am as happy as ever."? You are glad?
Me:
I'm glad that you are happy
After that I got cut off.
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