BlameThePixel!

Et tu, Brute? - Julius Caesar

And now some quotes from M.A.S.H.

I'm in the CIC. I told your commanding officer that I was in the CIA so he'd think I was in the CID. - Colonel Flag
I'm not so think as you drunk I am. - Major Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlahan (sp?)
I think we'll avoid the Christmas rush and start hating him now. - Captain BJ Hunnicut
Lady's and gentlemen, take my advice. When life has you down, pull down your pants, and slide on the ice. - Major Sydney (can't remember his last name)

"Big, Dumb, and Tone-Deaf, I'm so glad i was unconscious for all this!" -Cuzco

"Lifes a garden. Dig it."

-Joe Dirt (The Movie, Joe Dirt)

"Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money."
--Unknown

"Life's like a Shopper, events come in crates, and you never know what your gonna get unless you go to it! Unless you wanna take the easy way out and use crate spy!"

--Zippy

"Life's like a Shopper, events come in crates, and you never know what your gonna get unless you go to it! Unless you wanna take the easy way out and use crate spy!" --Zippy;)
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The song i was singing in the Slut machine thread:
"*breaks out into a 80s song about slut machines*
*everybody wants a slut machine, doo daa dee doo doo bee doo doo bee dee! Everyone body wants a slut machine, pumping out those slut marines?...*"

And here's a quote from google! Anyone wanna buy a piece of C1? Plenty to go around!
"C1-Cheaper Price
Find prices, tax, shipping, store
ratings, & reviews for C1.
www.nextag.com"

aw come on, don't use bash.org quotes ppl, if we wanted to see em we'd go look - no need to post them here.

Golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain

Tis better to remain slient and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove any shadow of a doubt - Forgot

I know you belive you understand what you think i said but i am not sure you realise, that what you heard is not what i meant.

That was confusing...

nice one wish
who said that?

Someone who likes you to make sentence read again over.

Some sci-fi quotes:

'Beam me up... Scotty' - Captain James T. Kirk
'Make is so.' - Captain Jean Luc Picard
'Only one person would dare giving me the raspberry, Lonestar.' - Dark Helmet
'Obi-wan Kenobi... you're my only hope' - Princess Leia Organa
'The force is strong in this one.' - Darth Vader
'Luke... I AM your father.' - Darth Vader

"Poor-ass niggas talk way too mother fuckin' much" - Snoop Dogg

"If you play with dirt, all you'll get is dirty" - Unknown

"It is what it is" - Unknown

"What did the romans ever do for us?" John Cleese in Life of Brian

"I am not the messiah, now fuck off" Brian from Life of Brian

"There are only two things I hate. Xenophobics. And dutch people." Austin Powers, Gold Member.

"today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely engery condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one conscienceness expriencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves, here's tom with the weather" -Bill Hicks