BlameThePixel!

Behind every great fortune there is a crime - Balzac

so, in other words, Bill gates is one of the biggest criminals ever and should be put to death or at least locked up for ever?

Yeah! well that's what they say in The Godfather

all from Futurama the best show ever

Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Farnsworth: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Ohh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.
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Crew: "Surprise!"
Fry: "Happy funeral, Bender!"
Bender: "A surprise funeral? For me?"
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Bender: "You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living. By showing how bad my funeral will suck!"
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Pharaoh: *dying* "Tell the slaves they can all go f..."
Bender: "Go faster? I told them. But they are so damn lazy!"
Pharaoh: "No. I mean, they are all free..."
Bender: "Freeloading off you? I agree."
Pharaoh: "No! I..." *dies*
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High Priest: "Great wall of prophecy! Reveal to us god's will that we may blindly obey."
Crowd: "Free us from thought and responsibility."
High Priest: "We shall read things off you!"
Crowd: "And do them."
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Fry: "It's hopeless. I can hear all this great music in my head but my stupid hands can't keep up."
Bender: "Aw. You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortunes. Hahaha haha."
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Robot Devil: "You know, I only put my name on there as a show of good faith for the other robots."
Fry: "Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!"
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Bender: "What up?"
Robot Devil: "Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you."
Bender: "Forget it. You can't tempt me."
Robot Devil: "Really? There's nothing you want?"
Bender: "Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want."
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Robot Devil: "Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"
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Leela: "Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator."
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half of them were from the last episode.

too much ready. i like the first one tho. and i like the bill gates thing that bob and pope did

what do you mean pope and bob. I got teh qoute i even named the person who said it and then i answered a question about it from bob. Now thats dedication!

My bit was the funny bit! i've never seen the godfather.

i didn't watch it. I'm reading it ATM.

I see... anyway you don't exactly need the money do you. Wheras I do. And i'm not going to gamble it away this time either!

and so what do you need it for?

ehm... that's a good question.



I know! I'll use it to buy a pet when you, C1 and meiapaul's petshop comes online

well you have plenty of time to make money. It's gonna take a while to set up a proper system of buying stuff.

How long do u think it's gonna take?

meh, im not gonna code it but i did hear the words '2 weeks' mentioned once.