BlameThePixel!

Yes, you heard me people. I have made my comeback to BTP after all these painful months.

If anyone is wondering where I have been, a little tiff with BT caused us to be disconnected all down my road. Big compensation money is arriving soon for my road for being without phone lines for months.

So theres the story in one paragraph. Good to back all

You left?

I left not out of choice, but force. Damn you British Telecom!

RUNT Aw I began to wonder where you had went when I noticed you weren't on Steam for ages.

Just be happy that none of you were connected to a life support machine...oh no wait thats for when the power cuts out

Hello again.

At least I now know I am not alone in my sinful life of using BT.

Some stupid woman here died recently because of that. She was so fat that she couldn't breathe properly without an oxygen machine, but she should've had some sort of back up just in case. When the power went off, the family had plenty of time to call an ambulance and they didn't, so maybe they wanted her dead. Still, the power company got in big trouble because the family told them about the machine and they turned the power off anyway.

That was what I was refering to. But the news over here made it sound like it was the companies fault until people started to realise how fishy the whole thing was.

I was beginning to wonder what happened to you RunT.

I was beginning to wonder what happened to you RunT.
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Well, it's good to know I still have my fans.... I uh... mean.... buddies.

Yes

Oh, we're fans alright..