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RunT Statusless Send PM Posts: 2600 Threads: 106 Money: £29.56 (D) (+ Friend)	Q: Why don't blind men go sky-diving? A: Because it scares the shit out of the dog. Q: Why don't blind men go sky-diving? A: Because it scares the shit out of the dog. :lol: ________________
22.02.07 15:40 Post #16	[Hide Sig (10)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	Hay, I got a joke for ya: C1. Hay, I got a joke for ya: C1. ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
23.02.07 14:37 Post #17	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
The Pope Decisive Send PM Posts: 5183 Threads: 123 Mood: Refreshed Money: £201.52 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: Bloopy Hay, I got a joke for ya: C1. Haha, nice one [quote=Bloopy] Hay, I got a joke for ya: C1. [/quote] Haha, nice one ;) ________________ Learn to look, look to learn.
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-=Spriral=- Banned for clone account. (x-zero-x clone) Send PM Posts: 27 Threads: 4 WA Clan: xWSx Mood: !Happy Happy! Money: £97.62 (D) (+ Friend)	do i need to be polity? rofl do i need to be polity? rofl ________________ Sorry from my bad engliash.
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Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
07.03.07 03:12 Post #20	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
08.03.07 03:42 Post #21	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
kikumbob om nom nom nom nom Send PM Posts: 1473 Threads: 38 Mood: Effervescent Money: £80.00 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: Bloopy Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." Thats even better than the C1 joke Anyway, be very careful when taking a trip to your local supermarket nowadays. I've had my wallet stollen by two extremely hot blonde chicks. First, they ask if they can get a lift. Once you agree they get in the car, strip totally naked and go down on top of each other in the back seat. Then one clambers over into the front and starts sucking you off as payment for the lift whilst the other one takes your wallet from your jacket pocket. Be very carefull. I had my wallet stolen on Monday, tuesday, twice on thursday, saturday, and three times sunday. [quote=Bloopy] Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." [/quote]Thats even better than the C1 joke :lol: Anyway, be very careful when taking a trip to your local supermarket nowadays. I've had my wallet stollen by two extremely hot blonde chicks. First, they ask if they can get a lift. Once you agree they get in the car, strip totally naked and go down on top of each other in the back seat. Then one clambers over into the front and starts sucking you off as payment for the lift whilst the other one takes your wallet from your jacket pocket. Be very carefull. I had my wallet stolen on Monday, tuesday, twice on thursday, saturday, and three times sunday.
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