I didn't, but I did go camping in a muddy field for a nice big folk festival. Great fun.
Okay, that took longer than expected. An amusing trial run I think. It kinda goes wild towards the end.
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It was a combustible noon. emberstrife was cleaning at his home. Suddenly, there was a knock on the attic. emberstrife stopped what he was doing and went downstairs to see who had knocked. Opening the attic, he found zippy outside in the hail. “hoo!” said emberstrife. zippy smiled, and shuffled inside, wiping his knuckles on the inflatable sheep in a polite fashion. “Why is my love for tractors so insatiable?” asked Emberstrife. “Because.” said zippy, and subsequently punched emberstrife in the wang. emberstrife was gratified at this, and walked over to his buttocks, opened it and brought out two combine harvestors. zippy was shocked and barrel rolled out of the attic. He failed on Spaz, who expressed apathy and turned inside-out with zippy, making emberstrife harass with love.
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If anyone else would like to try one feel free, otherwise I'm gonna give a longer attempt in a few days (to give me time to write it, ahem)
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