BlameThePixel!

Time to unhide my sig, xSKATEx?

A doctor specialised in skin diseases is dreaming about falling asleep in front of TV. Later he wakes up in front of it but doesn't remember his dream.

make it 50 pixels smaller peltzi

miaow, 50 pixels is sooo hawt..

How many digits?

Hunting whales is strongly forbidden in Utah!

Also: Don't tie an alligator to a waterpost.

I see you studied Detroit city laws.

Heh, there's a book available in Finland that contains um... a bit weird laws from the other side of a big sea (European speaking).

There's also a book containing weird instructions and warnings picked from user guides.

For example:
Do NOT use this blow torch as a hairdryer.
Don't dry your pets in the microwave oven.
Don't try to stop the blade of the chainsaw with your hands nor your genitals.
This product may contain some pieces of nuts. (A warning in a nut bag leaves nothing unclear)

P.S.: I don't wish to offend any Americans.

Funnily enough, the microwave bit was added after a major lawsuit that suceeded, when an old lady washed her kitten and put it into the microwave for 10 minutes to dry. I bet she was suprised when the cat literally exploded.

Common sense is quite useful, don't you think?

In a mug: Hot drinks are hot.

Americans must NOT reveal this spoiler!

Spoiler (Click to Expand)

I opened that spoliler expecting to see something funny.. But all I saw was my guid to drinking a hot drink.

In the United Kingdom, it is illigal to urinate in public (i.e, behind tree or bush) unless it is on the back, right wheel of your own vehicle.

Edit: just checked out, this really is true! :S

Hehe. I don't even know well what's illegal in Finland.

USA laws

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.

Thats actually true... Wisconsin is one fucked up ass state.. makes me wonder.

Anal sex is forbidden in britain.

In England, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. (This is still legal!)

Edit: In Florida, you may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays

an american-made article of clothing the was imported into France, came with a tag that said, "Don't blame America because our president is stupid".

Indeed, but doesn't every man, woman and child have the right to eat fish on Tuesdays?