BlameThePixel!

It's really annoying me that nobody comes to the RPG forum anymore. Maybe my description "look at this" will draw people in. Anyway, if you're reading this, please participate in the following event.

This is a race. Anyone can join at anytime. It's a long course over several different sorts of terrain, which will be decided when we get there. Make this interesting and wacky. There are no rules, except that the race must have finished by post #100. And don't just try and win straight away, because everyone will be annoyed and just stop you. There's all that stuff out of the way, so lets get to it.

*Everyone lines up to the starting line. The referee fires the cannon to start the race, and the big explosion causes everyone to fall flat on their faces*

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TheAbdBoy gets off his face and runs over a hill. Scince he didn't notice the BEAR TRAP at the bottom of the hill, he gets caught in it.

"HELP! I'M TRAPED IN A BEAR TRAP!"

Glenn runs up to TheAbdBoy, and kills him.

TheAbdBoy respawns next to the bear trap.

"Um... yeah... right... Whatever works I guess..."

Glenn runs like hell.

TheAbdBoy uses his imagination to spawn up a motorcycle. TheAbdBoy gets onto the motorcycle and drives on past Glenn. Then the motorcycles tires pop.

"I am so not winning this race. "

EvilWeevil gets a blowpipe and fires a tranquillizer dart at Glenn, who conveiniently falls on to some railway tracks.

EvilWeevil runs past TheAbdBoy into an underground short-cut.

"Hahahahaha!"

Glenn uses his insomniac ability to recover from the tranqulizer dart. He then proceeds to follow Weevil down into the shortcut passage.

"Oh, nice, an ice cavern. I just can't wait to see how much more contrived this race can become... <_< >_> >_<"

Psymon finds this inc cavern short-cut that was cut-and-shut on the track. Psymon takes his snowboard off of his back and slides down the tube. Psymon knocks into a pillar that was supporting the the cavern, causeing it to collapse on Glenn's and Weevil's heads crushing them.

ABD, on the other hand, was standing directly above the cavern and subsciquently fell down into the 50ft hole that was left behind Psymon's wake of destruction.

"Aw shit. I'm trapped in a hole now."

TheAbdBoy uses his imagination to get a blowtorch and blowtorches himself back to the race. TheAbdBoy runs like hell.

EvilWeevil is pushed so far down by the collapsed cavern that he reaches the core of the earth, which turns out to be hell.

EvilWeevil makes a deal with Satan and is transported back up just in front of TheAbdBoy, who bumps into EvilWeevil and falls onto the ground.

EvilWeevil starts running again.

Glenn bursts out of the rubble, scattering debris everywhere.

"I should have seen that one coming. What's next, a rushing torrent of water that's been set free because the cavern has colla-
Oh hell no..."

A rushing torrent of water set free by the cavern's collapse rushes Glenn away and an incredable speed.

kikumbob jumps off TheAbdBoy's back (), kicks him in the face and runs like hell.

EvilWeevil sees this injustice and quickly gets out his girder starter pack. He uses it to create a prison enclosing kikumbob. EvilWeevil then helps TheAbdBoy up and then zooms away on his jetpack.

"EvilWeevil, I love you more than any man could love you. Will you marry me?"

Glenn is finally washed ashore somewhere in the middle of the ocean, and is rescued by two elven females.

"You know, the shear ammount of cliches in this race is absolutely astonishing. Funny thing is, they all seem to happen to me. Next thing you know, some old person will walk in with a strangely glowing sword, and I'll end up being put on some quest to save the world, which will coincidentally put me on the right track for winning this race."

Suddenly, the village elder walks in with a glowing sword.

"Does somebody up there hate me or something? Huh? WHAT'S IT TAKE TO RUN A FRIGGEN NORMAL RACE!?"

The elder starts in on his mind-numbing recantation of an ancient prophecy...

EvilWeevil says, "No" and gets off his jetpack. He runs as fast as he can away from TheAbdBoy, but isn't looking where he's going and falls into a swamp.

"At least I'm past the first leg of the race," EvilWeevil says as he desperately trys to free himself.