BlameThePixel!

I have been saying this to many kids at my school, and don't think I'm insane for saying this. But how do you think you will die? I understand this is not a funny subject, and I'm not insulting it, but BTP is the only place I know where you can get the most interesting answers. Of course, if you want this to be funny, then be my guest.

I think I will die in an explosion of a building wall, the explosion won't kill me, but a pipe will fly and impale me in the eye coming out the other side.

I have been saying this to many kids at my school, and don't think I'm insane for saying this. But how do you think you will die? I understand this is not a funny subject, and I'm not insulting it, but BTP is the only place I know where you can get the most interesting answers. Of course, if you want this to be funny, then be my guest. I think I will die in an explosion of a building wall, the explosion won't kill me, but a pipe will fly and impale me in the eye coming out the other side.
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I will probably die in some common way like homicide, old age or a car crash...

car fuck up

I will never die!

I'll be killed in an armed robbery...

I will be killed by trying to hop the gap in the last bridge out of town which had coincidentally been blown up by a psyco terrorist 1 day before. of course im not gonna randomly try to hop it, i'll be being chased by my wifes brother who thinks im treating her badly because i didnt get her her "peanut buster parfait" the night before. as you could imagine, i would not make a 20 foot gap in a ford focus... and as i plummet to the water below, i will be thinking of the first time i painted the siding on a garage. odd eh? seems about right for the way im going right now...

Now I said I wasn't going to make this funny, but this image... I'm only making fun of me.

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There gonna have fun closing the coffin.

Now I said I wasn't going to make this funny, but this image... I'm only making fun of me. [spoiler][img]http://www.blamethepixel.com/sigs/ZipPipe.png[/img][/spoiler] There gonna have fun closing the coffin.
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Old age in sleep. Meh, can't think of much.

I'll die of laugh

Probably like this.

probably from a pneumonie, cause people smoke around me
been coughing for 2 straight months now, meh

Hm..I might die from that too. My parents both smoke and alot of my friends do too..

Heart failure or heart attack for me I think... mine beats a bit fast.



You'll die of a gateway timeout?