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Vin Diesel doesn't even fear fear.
The song Kung Fu Fighting was originally titled Vin Diesel Fighting, but had to be changed because the line, "Everybody was Vin Diesel fighting," couldn't ever possibly be true.
Everytime someone fails to come up with a witty Vin Diesel fact, Vin Diesel gives another kitty a handgun.
In the term, 'terminal velocity', the velocity refers to the speed at which a person will fly after being thrown by Vin Diesel. The terminal refers to the obvious after-effects.
Jimmy cracked corn, but Vin Diesel gave a damn. Jimmy no longer does much of anything.
If you rub the Vin Diesel's tummy, you are guaranteed good luck for approximately 25.3 seconds. After that, you will explode in a blaze of glory.
Even though all the mathmaticians out there say that Pi are square, Vin Diesel knows that, really, Pi are round.
One day, Vin Diesel was really pissed off at George Lucas. The result was Star Wars: Episode 1.
Vin Diesel was the one that killed all the red suits in the original Star Trek series.
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, Vin Diesel will blow your head off.
In Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, Yoda appears to die from old age and sickness. However, that was just a cleaverly disguised ruse to direct your attention away from the real cause. In reality, Vin Diesel beat Yoda at a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Once Yoda ceased to be perfect, he simply ceased to be...
There is a 50% chance that any and all attack based skills directed at Vin Diesel will be countered with Total Annihilation.
Vin Diesel is the only man alive to ever kill someone using a souffle.
The game Katamari Damacy was created when Vin Diesel accidentally destroyed the galaxy far, far away a long, long time ago.
Vin Diesel plans to lull you into a false sense of security, and then do absolutely nothing about it.
Vash the Stampede is really Vin Diesel when he's had one too many donuts and cups of coffee for breakfast.
Vin Diesel is equal to the square root of negative one.
At Genesis 1:31, where it reads, "It was very good," it is referring to Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel eats 12-year-old-AOLers for breakfast.
Vin Diesel created the anime "Dragon Ball" as a tool to enslave the Japanese. He then decided to use it for more amusing purposes by driving the Americans insane with horridly cut editions of the episodes.