BlameThePixel!

I read it all, and I have one complaint:
they serve "chips" as you guys call em down here in louisiana occassionally, and they're awesome. we can change our chips to crisps, and I would LOVE to see more of your "chips" around as I absolutely love them. I'd still like to keep our fries around though (though we SHOULD drop the "french" as no one uses it anymore anyway)

anyway, now that I've read it all, I can definitly say that I agree completely.

So that's what the Padding is for. To soak in all the Sweat they get from carring it around.

ReadMe, Is it ok if I post it on another forum? It's a mostly American Forum so a lot of targets

fine by me, like i said - wasnt me that wrote it.

No, the padding is for protection. But, it's so heavy, and gathers so much heat, that some people have literally dropped dead from heat exhaustion.

HarrY yes ford is an American company, And also one of the best trucks on the road. I can't say as much for the cars though.

Soving problems with guns is NOT the nations way. Its the way of the goverenment, and a few loose cannons with agendas that I wont begin to try and explain.

Next, Amercan English is infact a dialect of "the queens english" Which has been left alone for 200+ years allowing it to form into its own seperate language with its own dialects. We are now speaking "American English" and no longer "Proper English" As the author of this post would call it.

Okay, Beer. see above paagragraph. In American English Beer is broken down into sevral classes. Priemum, Lager, Dark, Extra Dark, Red, and Ale. of the first 4 this is all the same thing that is mearly gathered at differeent parts of the giant VAT used to process beer. Red and Ale are brewed differently.

On that subject, Bud Berr is piss in a can/ bottle. So I agree completely that it's "knat's urine"

We call it Gasoline, or Gas, British call ir Petrol. Its accually FUEL! SO who really gives a rats ass what it is refered to. so long as the majority of the people your talking to about it know what your talking about.

Guns == self defence / home protection devices. Also usefull for killing animals for Carbo-intake processes, once prepared properly.

Theripists are morons that think they can save the world from its self.

Lawers are simply crooks that know how to get around the law. The UK has them too.

Foul language.. this one is touchy for me. Though I rarely use it in the forums, I tend to talk like a truck driver. F this and Fthat and so forth. However, Constant cursing just to fill thought spaces in your sentances is not a wise choice for efectivly comunicating. However, Words of this form are very efective at showing emotion. (i.e.. telling someone that the should jump of a bridge, or to go fuck off, demonsrates the speakers genral oultlook on the person whom he is speaking to.)

I hate the jerry springer show. Then again, I also do not have Cable TV. When I was in jail I was forced to watch it daily, as it was by far the most demanded program that was on the air. Now before anyone says that its sad that it shows what kind of People are in the US that they'd want to watch a show that you can bearly understand with all the blleps and blips.. remember that I was in jail.. theese were people of significaly lower intelagence, and can not possable account for the greater part of the country.

Personaly, Colector cards are not my thing, but they do serve a purpose as far as documenting the players that play "The American Past-time" Though i do think the value of the cards is a bit extream.

Finaly, you cant come take over one of the largest Nations in the world and declare a martial law. We have weapons, Armies, and a legion of fearless men and wemon that will beat, batter, shoot, stab, and pummel any one who tries such a thing. We are not invincable. And it is possable that the americans can loose a fight, but I for one wont be. If ever andy one tried to take the US, be sure that im one of the first one's to clean and load my rifles, and take to the streets. I love my country, and will defend it to the very end if i have to.

Amercan movies show people pillaging stores and homes in the sight of disater, Movies do not show patriots such as my self that will never allow such a thing with fighting back in ever way possable.

Yeah, it's true. American Football is a great deal more bodily than soccer (European Football). In American Football, you're encouraged to slam your bodily weight into one another, and it isn't called a foul. American Football is great for breaking ribs and limbs, so padding is necessary. Lots of it.
I play soccer, and it depends on footwork and dodging, not muscles and weight.

Either keeper has taken all this way too seriously, or he's a master at sarcasm and I havn't realized it yet...

no i knew its a joke, but i like finding holes in peoples posts when they are of this nature. I wasn't sarcastic, i was being real. some of the things mentined i agree with totaly, that which was wrong, i tried to right.

Anf football american style is a great workout, Slamming your self into someone else and get paid to do it rules. I can't play as my knees are shot from gettiung them stoped in while fighting.

Football is also a good stress reliever

What about rugby then? ever see the episod of jackass when they went to play rugby - they were crapping themselves when they were made to take the NFL pads off.

altho, to be fair i quite like NFL.

Sorry, I can't resist :p


Thank god. I can't stand when people think they know politics. Its not a personal attack, but so many people hate the American government for totally invalid reasons.


Wrong. The definition of "American English" is The English language as used in the United States. I, and most other people here, speak Modern English, not sloppy mis-speltAmerican English


Meh. American English again.



Fuel is a general term for something which is consumed to give out energy, so yes, petrol is fuel, but so is marshmallow :p Petrol is short for petrollium, which is its actual name. Gasoline isn't


Self defence, from what? More Guns? Rifles for animals I suppose is reasonable, but there is never a need for handguns.


*skips big section about language that isnt important, and wasn't in the initial rant anyway*


Whats set you apart from the rest of the inmates? Also, please everyone pause for a second and think of the irony in that post...."intelagence"



Don't kid yourself. America's hypocritical nuclear weapons could probably protect you, but a country like China, or the EU, if they felt so inclined, could easily take the disorganised, ill-equipped US army.

Partiotism is stupid. Surely if a country is worth dying for, it is worth living for...

SPAZ$1ph33rs Meiapul's post.

Nice one

Keeper! Meiapaul! Please stop now, before it turns into a flame war. I don't like the direction this is going.

Really.
I hate to see people post things about a country they dont live in..

I agree totally with everything that Meia just said.