BlameThePixel!

I find it quite sad that someone actually sat and worked all that out...

Heh, at least it got a few laughs. Made me laugh anyway.

i hope there is none that still believes in santa....

Noooooooo you ruined Christmas for me! SANTA IS REAL!

[sarcasm]Yeah, you ruined it! How could you?
He was everything to me, and now I find out he doesn't exsist? How will I live?[/sarcasm]

Does there only need to be one santa? What if there were secretly a million employed santas or so that went around the houses. That would make all those facts fine and dandy except the flying reindeer.

Just a thought.

It would only work if he was cloned.

Elves are more technologically advanced than you think. The reindeers are actually biologically modified with hyper-speed metabolisms. The sleigh has a rear hologram projector that, upon his actual coming, will show him at a much slower visible speed. I've played with more advanced equipment on my planet as play-things.

Even though the festive season has been and gone....
Anyone have any more festive jokes that have not been told yet?

A policeman brought four boys before a judge.
"They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor," he said.
"Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.
Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong."
"My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Peanuts," said the fourth boy.

i do have more, but ill only post them if you want me too, :/

Q: Did you hear that the humanitarian aid going to
the tsunami crisis area includes three thousand
bottles of fairy liquid?
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Theres always one who has to make a joke about a earth event. Just like when Princess Diana died.
e.g. Died In A Nasty Accident = D.I.A.N.A

whats the diff between princes diana and victoria beckham?

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humour is a natural defence mechanism.

I laughed more at the comment below it than the actualy joke