BlameThePixel!

If you teach me javascript I'll give you £10!

<script>
document.write("Hello!");
</script>

Now donate

no no no, I'm donating £5 to matrix because he just gave me a website url, he didnt actually teach me. ty matrix

okay, but matrix gave you incorrect information . He said Java when he means javascript.

I'll teach you another bit

<script>
alert("hello");
</script>

oh yeah, java isnt javascrpt is it? ok ok. £2.50

the ultimate javascript tutorial:

http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/programming/javascript/tutorials/tutorial1.html

CONTRACT SMALL PRINT. I shall donate the rest of the tenner to whoever gives me a better site. I think I'll give 5 to ReadMe so that leave £2.50.

I don't think there really are better sites than webmonkey for learning javascript.

why does it say profane under my name?

I'll change that you haven't been so profane recently

what is profane?

SPAZ$1goes and looks at www.dictionary.com

k. pope, no need to spam.

well pardon fucking us for CONTRACT SMALL PRINT but it is actually your OWN FUCKING FAULT as most people can actually read text the same size as btp. Click View > Text Size and jack it up if you have issues like that, or change your resolution. that tutorial is the best and there are none that come close so take it and get fucking used to it, or leave it and spend your miserable money on a fucking seer cause that's the only way you can even get a hint of anything better

OH NOS MIE EYES ARE HURTED FROM TEH CONTRACT SMALL PRINT111

lol, how true