BlameThePixel!

Then as the stories continued at BTP so did...
all the members lives they were not young and youthful anymore and new technolagy floated in the foul air
Dumazz asked C1 for training in Mage Magic so Dumazz can become a Paladin C1 replyed...
im afraid i cant at the moment since there is evil about and we cant spare the time to go across the universe to the hiding place of my powers but there safe cause only C1 can open the hiding spot
But Dumazz fouind on the internet (ooh badass!) a training center for Samurai`s to turn them into Magus Samurai`s
so Dumazz went there and got ultimate powers it took months to train and finally he finished and he was at the same level as C1 and had swordy power and went to tell C1 about it...
but since he was thinking that C1 was at his great powers now when he didnt have then there but hidden away he trained to get to C1s normal powers...then out of the skill there was a giant...
...GIANT
so dumazz tried to attack the giant and was knockout instantly. Then Abdboy thought of an idea!
Abd Boy Decided to kill himself trying to destroy the giant GIANT...
and so he did was killed instantly but was also able to kill the giant too some how...
he killed him by...
bananas
the bananas were silly bananas so the giant was still alive!
but then the giant died after.
silly silly bananas
got sprayed by a thingy called a........
skunk...now back to to the story. The gang worked tidiously at making earth evil free because they needed to search for a clan + earth saver. This would make sure the earth wouldnt get distroyed ever since it would just recopy itself. And it would give good forchune to contra.
so they found a clan it was called....
The UnHoly Ones
or known as xTUOx the gayest clan of all time!
but they were able to tell us that the life saver they were looking for wat located far away on...
Galapagos Island where the life saver lay asleep in the caverns of.....
DOOM dun dun dun dun
on the planet of Spupa. So they went to go rent a space ship at the rental place and off they went on a very very very long journey. The people who came were: C1, Dumazz, Abdboy, Bloopy, and the mage from Final Fantisy 9.
(which mage? there's 3, Vivi, Eiko, and Garnet (Dagger) [Yes she is one, she wears the mages clothing])
There Journey was unbelivebely Long, it was never ending. So they went to a place called the HUGE HUGE HUGE divide....
(Vivi which I call Mr.Popo at the time when i played the game) which was a play that could split the traveling time in have with super fuel costing very little in earth money...and but they stopped quickly after when
they hit a brick wall....
that had little prickly thingys sticking out of them....
which wrecked there ship which landed on some unknown planet so they went to see if they could find help there...
and they found a little green man whose name was tlwpghjklzxvbnmw
the tlwpghjklzxvbnmw (or tijm for short) were a angry face angry at pixels. And they could smell it from a mile away. And since they were...
gay...
they were a force to be reconded with. And so the gang quickly ran and stole one of there ships and were off but before long...
came the Deathstar...
and then darth vader came out with his gay ship and shot us
but C1 reflected it and he shot a infinite fireball at them
and burned they`re ship down into tiny little pixels which...
looked at them oddly since C1 doesnt have any of his powers since he hid them away...remember but it was the mage that came on the adventure disguised! And they pixels grabbed him and threw him very far back to earth. And then the gang snuck onto the death star and Bloopy phoned Annelid on his cell and asked him to hack into the death star and take over it and the robots in it...
, which were gay, but anyways, annelid hacked the robots would dance....
and beat the shit out of the dark side. And so they gang took over the ship and made it to the planet of the life saver which was highly protected so...
(there trying to get the life saver cause it will protect earth if u read back in the posts)
they (the group) went there and kicked their asses with lightsabers
and ran to get the life saver (like on indiana jones) and then flew off back to earth...
but an earthquake happened (yes in space)
...which caused a rupture in the space time continueum and millions and millions of deadly explode-o pixels came flying towards them that had been tormenting innocent worms in the stone age...
but the life saver used his infinite black hole skill and blew all the explode-o pixels back into the stone age where
they got weakined and the stone age worms could turture THEM!...
but it didn't happen....
that way...as the story teller had told it. The pixels werent there later on to torchur and so they went on back to earth and finally made it there when...
(thor u should have put ur name on ur graves now i dont know which ones are whos)
somthing amazingly stupid happened! Whatshisface got a tattoo
(thor did make any graves.)
...which was totally unrelated to the story so the gang arrived back at earth eventually, and, to their horror, found that the evil explode-o pixels hadn't actually been banished back to the stone age by the well-placed black hole skill, they had decided to go to "futuristic" earth and torment the worms here! pixels flying downward throught the sky! the wormy bible once prophisized that the end of all worming fun would come when the dreadful pixel-enemys came by the million to annoy the worms...
(oh nevermind there dumazzs)

but C1 knew what he must do first he told the gang to go to the core of the earth to plant the life saver that clones the earth if it ever gets distroyed. And while they do that C1 went alone to get his powers back...
and then while the pixels were invading Dumazz and Cloud
tried to hold them off as long as they could so when C1 comes back he can...
wipe them out...and while all that was happening abdboy, zogger, bloopy, the ff characters, those odd worms from season 1, his human friends, etc. were fighting off pixels and some were half way through the earths crust to the core in a giant machine (taking shifts)...and just before they were to hit the spot of the placement of the life saver a pixel...
the pixel turned into the giant snake from FF7 that is in the lands near the
farmer appaered AHHHH! everyone shouted but sephroth took his sword and...
cut off his head and it rolled over thousands of pixels killing them and right into the hole to the core and broke straight through to where they wanted and they planted the life saver and began filling the hole in...just then the pixel began to gather in an odd formation...
which was JENOVA DEATH
and they formed to her and
sephiroth died instantly Jenova
shot a GIGANTIC ULTIMA and blew most
of them away the only who survived were...
which also wiped out the entire planet and proved that the life saver worked well cause it cloned the earth perfectly and it was just how it was before the beam. And just at that moment C1 came (using teleportation)(one of his powers) and froze time and when time started up again all the pixels vanished...C1 told everyone that...
he had used his ultima power which
knocks pixels into time space and
builds a block that blocks them
from living and he told them
its a lot more complicated than that
they all agreed that he was right and so life went on living since they were tired of adventures for at least a little while...
until C1 decided to get married but the
rest of the gang
said "NO!not yet..."
so he didnt yet but Dumazz got so bored
that he wandered off looking for new
horizons and new
worlds and everyone
bid him farewell and he left but little
did they know that he was going undercover
and stowing upon them everywhere they went
for a surprising attack or help sequence then...
C1 stopped anything bad from happening so he could tell the gang that we was going to rid the evil from left western part of the universe and asked who wanted to come?
Everyone wanted to go,
C1 called Dumazz if he wanted to go and he said yes
so he went but C1 and the rest of the gang that wanted to come (everyone)didnt ever see Dumazz but they didnt care that much so they went to the western side of the unverse and they had used C1s teleprting power to go there in 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.00.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1 seconds and when they got there...
C1 told them that there is 5 evil things up there and the first one they must face was a giant galaxy made up of deadly...
poo that gasses ppls minds up...
so C1 placed magic over them all before they entered(they had invisible magic on too) the head planet where they were to learn of how to distroy them, etc. There they seen...
shit
hehehe, The ppl there looked like shit and they smelled like shit so they were shit but they talked and...
spat when they talked so that loads of evil smelling shit came out of there mouths and C1 kept complaining about his magic power getting all covered in shit, so they killed them using air freshner and moved on...
and they found out that the poop ppl(lmao)were evil enemys.
So, they met the...
mystical shit-killer who smelled a lot. (he assured the gang that it was the blood of his enemys) and he gave them all an air freshner rifle each to defend themselves from the evil poo monsters...
and with C1's power borrowing power he borrowed the poo killing powers and used all the power he had at the moment and killed off all the poos...and so they went to the next planet even tho C1 was quite powerless...
but little did they know that the next planet was the planet of the...STFU worms!They always told ppl to shut the fuck up for no reson so they were landing themselves in deep shitola because there s e n t e n c e s w e
r e a b o u t t o b e
c u t o f f....
so the gang got shut down many times and so dumazz freaked out and beat the shit out of abdboy for no reason from going crazy from the STFU's insults. And so there was a big riot....o no how are they going to get out of this one!
..while the riot was still going on thor was discussing some of their problems with is other godly friends up in the clouds. all of them decided it was time to kick the shit out of the STFU worms coz they had been insulting them, so they all went down to kick the shit out of the STFU worms but dumazz mistook them for an enemy so...
he was kicking the gangs ass so C1 who finally got some of his powers back froze dumazz for being a dumass and threw him in the ship. And then...
with the help of the 'godly alliance' the gang managed to kick the shit out of the STFU worms. so the gang moved on. but thor came with them because he was really bored, but unfortunately the next place they went to was a giant pixel inhabited by smaller pixels! the gang weren't sure whether to land there or not so...
the ship exploded cuz 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.00.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1 isn't a number...
but since C1's powers were restored he stopped the explosion and changed the number. And then he relized that the giant pixel was extremely strong so he told the gang they must rest some where until he was at full strength to fight the giant pixel. (evil place number 3)
and so they rested
while they were resting, dumazz said: "Let's go undercover!" thor told him to shut up and they kept resting. but then C1 said: "hey, wait, thats a good idea!" and used his magic power to disguise them to look like pixels, but when they were just going to land, little did they know...
it was the giant pixels yearly feed and he was about to eat every last pixel and have a giant energy serge. Oh crap the gang might die!
when they landed they noticed this, but C1 didn't have enough power to magic away they're disguises! what the gang did is now known as the stupidest thing ever. here is how it goes (yes they do fight the giant pixel):
Dumazz: D!E PIXEL!
Pixel: Muhahahaahaha *flings Dumazz up 60 metres into the air*
Dumazz: eeeeeeeek
AbdBoy: *kick* *kick* grr.. die....
Pixel: *flings abdboy up to go play with dumazz*
Thor: D!E D!E D!E D!E *fires loads of thunderbolts at the giant pixel*
Pixel: *starts to break through thors electric barrier* *breaks through and flings thor up aswell*
C1: *uses what power he has left and flys up with thor* Im going, im going.
Note: Everything and everyone else who was within a 10 mile radius was thrown up aswell.
who are they going to get out of This...?
which was sean connery was the only person in a 10 mile radius so they used him as a sacrifice and saw his movie while doing it and the giant pixel ate him so while the pixel was eating he got shot by Dumazz in the air
Dumazz:MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH DIE GIANT PIXEL*shoots a gigantic unknown Gravity ball at the pixel and flings the GIANT PIXELinto the air then...
C1 who just wat psychicly talking to the god of the universe said that he just have C1 a big boost of energy before God had to go on holidays so that C1 would sorta watch over the universe a bit. Then C1 blasted the giant pixel into the air and then paused time so all the tiny pixels that flew out of him wouldnt distroyed everything and then he distroyed the tiny pixels. Then the gang flew off and had a long break at the hospital or at the TravelLodge Shiptel.
thor was getting annoyed that C1 had more power than him and he was just a mortal and he was a semi-god. so he got his friend the god of time to stop it for a bit while he went on a huge quest to get more powers. but the gang didn't know this so they just thought he'd stepped outside for some fresh air and came back in. but this doesn't matter right now because the next place was...
The clones of earth that were evil...(C1 knew Thor was gone to get powers but he didnt care since its not possible he can get as powerful as C1 right now)
decided to eat icecream
yummy icecream...finally after that C1 told them there was pressing business to attend to and he would have to leave them for awhile...
So one had to move up and the one who moved up was not thor not abd boy or darkone it was...
Slaya?! Who somehow hichhicked and heard rumours of where the gang was...and so he now led the gang and told them that...
"all u will now go under the order of me.C1 *boring lecture*after a few hours slaya was done with his long long lecture.then...
He had to wake everyone up and by that time C1 was back but he seemed REALLY beat up but he said he was ok he would just no be about to use his powers for awhile. And just at that moment the whole shiptel began to shake and when C1 looked outside...
the 3 clones of earth were outside shaking the shiptel with
their canada which broke down the hotel and everybody groaned then...
the clone planet pooped out a clone human with extraordinary strength and began kicking the shit out of slaya...
while slaya was being kicked in the ass by the clone
the gang snuck away and got new powers...
well not really new or any powers for that matter...but they did manage to steal someones ship...and right before they left they grabbed slaya. But they wouldnt escape that easily.
The super clone Jumped high into the air. Due to quick reflexes Dumazz made a 180 degree barrel roll to avoid being hit. Slaya's arm got into a twist and was forced to let go of the ship. The Super clone dicided to take another round beating up Slaya. Just then C1 used his mental telephatic ability to talk to Slaya. C1 also enhanced Slaya's power, but only for a few seconds. As Slaya was being pummled, he began to unleash furious attacks on the clone. the gang dazzled in amazement as Slaya beat the clone to a DNA composed pulp in less than 10 seconds.
then thor lightning-bolted it until it was nothing but a very very small red pixel which was actually a piece of DNA. which he also lightning-bolted. but then there came 3 more super clones! dumazz wasn't steering very good so C1 took the wheel but C1 was an even worse driver so they all fell out. but slaya thought he still had beating up powers so he went down to try and fight them and really really got the shit kicked out of him. thor and C1 were using all their powers but it didn't effect the super-clones because they were more super than the last super-clone! then the super-clones used their powers on thor and C1 and they were flung into the ground really hard, and with their powers all used up, they were helpless... meanwhile AbdBoy was eating a packet of crisps and dumazz was hiding, how are they going to get out of this...?
So...They gave the clones ice cream and they loved it
so they ran away while they were eating but they came aware that they were being tricked so the gang found another ship and flew away,but the super clones were speeding at them
so C1 cast a Stop spell on them so they stopped then Dumazz shot a Gravity Ball (his new lv99 spell.)and shot them backwards so it would be omega hard to get back at the ship so the gang could repair then...
then C1 with a little bit of power he drained Thors energy for ever and Dumazz's energy in which no one really knows how the hell he got it but w/e. Then C1 grabbed the gang and teleported to some weird planet. And they had powerful wishing balls. So they asked them to give C1 all his power back then times that by 1000. Then for the final wish they gave the gang special ray guns. Then they teleported back. Then C1 blasted all the clones. But they merged together to make one SUPER CLONE! Then C1 kept on killing his energy but it was pretty fair. Then he asked the gang to use all the ray gun power and hit the SUPER CLONE. They did and it weakened the clone very much. Then C1 teleport and used his energy drain attack to drain the energy out of the clone. But just then the clone telephaticly grabbed his planet and it was distroyed but it countered C1s very strong attack...weakening him. Then the clone and him were even again until Disco Stu came and...
died then C1 gave out their powers back then the gang merged into the ULTRA CONTRA WORM which out matched the super clones powers!So they crushed the clones into a
Pulp and gained 99999999999 million EXP then...
C1 defused, stole there energy and said great now id just like to tell u all that God told me i might have to leave but i will help u with the East Part of the universe before i go. Then they teleported and learned there is 8 evils here...
Thre 8 evils are:
POOP MEN
FIRE MEN
ICE MEN
GRASS MEN
QUICK MEN
ICE CREAM MEN
DEATH MEN
GOD MEN
they would have to deafeat all of them to go to the 9th evil
OMEGA GOD Of DEATH!
lol dumazz C1 said so these are the races? Cause remember they each have there own solar system...
The gang, careless in thought forgot about SLaya. So Slaya, feeling cocky with his 99999999999 million EXP dicided to go after the OMEGA GOD OF DEATH himself. But stupid Slaya, dispite all his knowledge fell into a large crater made from the fight between the gang and the three clones. in the crater Slaya found a Dark blue hole filled with plasmatic atoms. As Slaya reached out to examine it he was pulled into the hole, and the entrance closed so Slaya was stuck in the hole forever. Or so it seemed to the people on the other side, for within this hole lay a Sacred Realm with beatiful faries who were more than happy to take care of Slaya.
and so the gang left him even tho if u read my post u would see i stole ur EXP. points. And so now that they were all strong again they went to go kill the solar system of Poop men...
they killed the Poop men, but then they turned into urine...
making a very stinky urine crator which luckily the grass men's solar system leaving only FIRE MAN,ICE MAN,QUICK MAN, ICE CREAM MAN, DEATH MAN, GOD MAN and OMEGA GOD Of DEATH!
and dont forget about SPIDER MAN and SUPER MAN
who were good and managed to help the gang and fought off and killed the quick men and the fire men. But they were also killed...(they meaning the men)
so they went on and beat up the ice men (they are entire races) with fire powers
and so on then...
to the Ice cream men where the gang had killed them and had a tastely treat for days until the DEATH MEN invaded and C1 was forced to give them a mutant disolvant...which only made them melt into one super death man that fused with god man to make 2 OMEGA GODS Of DEATH!
all the time when the gang were beating up the people (I can't be bothered to list them) thor was on the phone the whole time. when they got to the 2 omega gods of death which were themeselves 2 times more powerful than C1 each thor put the phone down and started to do a mad waddle, he waddled and waddled until C1 told him to stop that and get ready to fight the omega gods of death, so he (amazingly beacause his power was gone) fired lightning-bolts into each of the gang members. they all got really annoyed but noticed that little sparks of electricity were coming out of their fingers...
then all of them were told by C1 to shoot there enery at the first omega god of death but it was stopped by the other one and then the one who stopped it grabbed the energy and kamakazied the gang. This freaked out C1 cause he knew that with that power he would kill the gang so he teleported them with his last ounce of energy. Until he noticed...
that thor was still waddleing. C1 thought this was very strange seen as they were in the fight of their lives and the omega gods kamikaze hadn't actually killed him. suddenly a huge lightning-bolt came and hit thor and he shouted "Thx!" and began zapping the shit out of the first omega god. abdboy started to eat another pack of crisps and everyone else went and helped thor but just then..
the second omega god of death stole thor and killed him...over and over...the gang was sad but it wasnt time for that because...
The OGOD(Omega God Of Death)was eating earth!but somehow
the earth got cloned instantly but who cloned it?it was...
duh the life saver...and thats wat it does dum dum...so earth is invincible thats y they left it on its own...and then the gang was able to find slaya who popped out of the portal and he had a stinky piece of cheese and he threw it at the OGOD and it shivelyed up and...
A door Apeeared Out of NOWHERE then a Goddess came out and said ty then they all went back to earth and had a GIGANTIC party and a HUGEASS feast
1 month later...the God came and asked C1 if he wanted ultimate powers and to create a new universe. C1 thought for awhile and agreed. In this universe time will go faster then in the normal universe so he can create a universe and still see his friends alive...then he flew off into a portal with God and he disapeared but right before he left he said,"Everyone I'm going to give the power that i have to one of u. You guys can have a vote and choose. Then travel to the North Part of the universe to a planet called Ozone and find the powers hiden safely...Good Luck!

The End?!
not quite, the mystery of thors actual dying is most weird. seen as all his other friends were gods or semi-gods they all brought him back to life again and thought it was very very weird that he could die in the first place. but then C1 in his new infinate glory came and cleared up that the OGOD's had godly powers just like thor and the rest of the gods and semi-gods. thats why he could be killed. semi-gods can only be killed by semi-gods or gods. now that that is cleared up it is...

The end



... or is it?


(man zogger the forum is fucked...my contents is all weird...but only at forum)
(no thor no one is a god but me and the actually god...and u ppl will have powers but only 2 of u will and that will only be 1/4 of my power)
(semi-gods are normal ppl who are immortal and have god poweres (duh) lol)

ya but u ppl arent immortal...
(only me C1)

What about Zack? He's a god and is immortal!

yeh, when I added a doctype declaration started aligning stuff right. I have no idea why. Maybe readme does... Still, I've taken it out now...

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