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And so the gang continues to say all there adventurous stories until...
...Markavian was found brutally murdered! Nobody saw what actually happened, but...
there was a clue at an old abandoned factory that Slaya was peeing on for no pecticular reason...
BUT when Slaya was peeing on the factory he wasnt peeing he was holding something!( acting like u were peeing SHAME ON
U! ) he was holding...
his penis..but it was wrapped in the clue which i was talking about earlier...and so he walked back to the gangs home...it was a wonderful mansion givin to them by the taxpayers for all there hard work. And so they learn Mark. was killed by...
... a worm they could tell cause of the slimey trail around the body with a different DNA. To find out who did it, they...
turn around three times and a green arrow appeared suddenly leading to a culprete...
which turned out to be Markavian himself! What could've driven him to madness like that? Nearby the murder scene, they found a little shed with masses of instruments, used for mental torture, such as...
magical cheese torcher that must have killed Mark. But then there was a strange figure that says there were hundrreds more killings a happening just like this one...
which made it probable that clan WWW has turned and wanted to control wormkind! Several groups had different visions on how to deal with these murders...
...some wanted them beaten, hung, cheesed, eaten by lion that werent fed in 100 years, nana, or Slayas anoying arguing...
so they hung him
and but one of them fell off and ran.
Instead, They started to use slayas annoying arguing.
he always asks for roms doesnt he?
the first victim of slayas annoying arguing was the abdboy, who after several horrible days filled with torture, chose to end it all, by...
hanging them
hehehe...and so they made the final murder go insane and his head exploded...then they went to the police station for the top 10 crimes...
and killed the poxels (it's four words. Right?)
which was really easy since most were killed the last season. So they went on to the 9th top crime with was to stop the Buttercream Gang (LMFAO...) which was the gang with the top 100 (minus the pixels) crime causers in the world. (really big gang) But to find there hideout...
somebody would have to go undercover
Several worms were selected to either be a spy or become a decoy in case the spy was exposed. Training consisted of...
jumping on one side of there tail, walking backwards, using invisiblity off of worm net, and waiting on tail and hand of C1. Then they...
trained the decoys by letting them run around as either idiots or morons, since that will attract the attention of everybody. Unfortunately, some of them were so good at it, that the spies themselves were distracted as well
but the spies wore blind folds when they snuck into the hide which resulted in...
Destroying the world Mwhahahahaha
but C1 kept the clone of the planet from the from the first version. And so the planet was restored to normal...with 1 clone left...
and so they presuded the gang who caught on to wat they were doing and were worse then ever...
but then they dug up all there old weapons they had and made the super hyper drive tracker homing missile deluxe that...
(why did you have to edit my post?)
...somehow an ugly balloon became attracted to it...
that seems like its going to explode...
...because there was a Jihad soldier fish tied up at the bottom of it with dynamite vest and all, but since fish can't breath veru well outside water...
jumped off and flew aways which was luckily by the gangs hideout and/but it all exploded...
And now the entire gang was completely confused, because the last posts seem to have nothing to do with eachother, so C1 told them all what happened and then...
...somthing happened...
something so vile and cruel, that you wouldn't wish it to happen to your worst enemy.
Something so evil and gross, that it shouldn't be described by anyone....
but we're going to anyway:...
...it was.... (more cliffhangers)
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
actually it was Dumazz who farted outside causing a huge rip in the fabric of space and a smell so vile that i actually need some air freshner...
But Thors air freshener didn't work! Because it was so toxic that we had to go bad to the original story!
so we'll be going back to the original story right after these messages!
*commercial music starts*
*commercial* would u like not to pay the phone by the minute? then go to stupid morons agency! our morons are so stupid we will give u a FREE CELLPHONE BUT our motto is:
Free For A fee! so buy a stupidass cellphone today!
Put apon going to the moron agency for a cheap phone... the gang stumble onto a secret pixel hiding place! There were many poxels guarding a door that said:"NO ENTRY. NOT EVEN FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME HERE. GO AWAY." the gang suspected that something was suspicious so...
they made Thor dress up as a poxel to infiltrate the building...
which the poxels looked like gay girls so...........
they dressed him up as a gay girl and he went inside...
the White House, desguised as a terrorest.
...which was a perfect disguise, cause terrorists only live in countries like Iraq and Afghanistan according to the White House...
...since i dont really have any clue wat the fuck is going on in the story...C1 created a time machine again and went back to after the gang distroyed the top crime causers. And then they went back to the police station to see wat is there next bad guy...
...who is... (cliffhanger)
who likes to hang on cliffs and kick people off but Dumazz...
His arch nemesis!
Badazz
wanted to kill cliffhanger too but Dumazz would never want to do the same thing as Badass (oh no wat should he do!)
so he tried to convince Badazz to NOT want to kill cliffhanger! But...
Dumazz pushed cliff hanger accedentaly on purpose
which killed him...he was so disapointed in himself that he left earth and joined a cult on mars which was...
"the highly secret cult from Mars"
but everybody knew about them and their habits of...
EVIL...evil like evil people and so the gang thought of a way to bring them down and save dumazz
(wait a sec, I thought badazz was pushed down)So they got the black mage, who was on holiday at E3..
(no cliff hanger died)(ooo and is that mage the sweet one from final fantasy)
and so they got the quiet little mage and asked him to help. And since Charlie (C1's "friend") saved the world in that he agreed to help. And he also asked all the other final fantisy characters...some that that thought of the idea to first kill Badazz and those characters where...
fighter from final fantasy 1 and red mage and black mage and white mage!
Black Belt from FF1 came too, along with the dudes in Final Fantasy 3 (hmm..... lemme think... Terra, Locke, Edgar, Sabin, Shadow, Relm, Strago, Gau, Gogo, Mog, and Umaro. Then the dudes from Final Fantasy IV (Hm...... I currently playing this.... Cecil, the dragoon knight dude, the summonor girl, and the mage dude.), The dudes from Final FAntasy VI (I hate this one. jebus! I can't remember any of them cuz i hated the game so much... I knoe! the pirates!), The people from Final Fantasy VII (heh, best FF ever, Cloud, Aeris, Barret, Tifa *drool*, Red XIII, Yuffie, Sephy (he's the bad dude, but who cares), and Vincent (i think that's all of them)), the dudes in Final Fantasy VIII (Squall (no wonder he wanted to be called Leon in KH, who would want a name like that!), Riona, Zell, Irvine, Selphie and Quistis) the dudes from Final Fantasy IX (Zidane, Garnet (a.k.a Dagger), Stenier, Vivi (Yay! another cool black mage!), Freya and Quina.) The dudes from Final Fantasy X (Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Lulu *drools*, Rikku, Auron (nice sword), and Kimari) The dudes from KH (Sora, Rikku, Kairi (she won't be much help), Donald and Goofy),
TheAbdBoy's RP Dudes (Techo, Unknown, Zack, and the Abd Boy Himself (actually no)), and Finaly The people from The Ledgend Of Dragoon (Dart, Sir Latvitz, Shana, Rose, Kongol, Hachel, Meru, Albert and Meranda).
and so they shot a giant beam that would have done 904324329483209 damage and so it oblitorated Badazz and also the beam went directly at mars and mages since there so great and cool and all knew the exact postition of Dumazz so they made sure only to shot the beam into mars a little before deflecting it into the space afar...this distroyed half of the cult and made them...
little microscopice bacteria, but before the laser was fired people from Golden Sun (Issac, Garet, Ivan, Mia Jenna and Sheba) arrived
and were the ones that got the full force the the cults blast and the cult flew off and met the evil pixel on the way, sacrificed almost all there members(not dumazz tho) and were able to create a new pixel planet with a popultation of 4,334,324,325,235,432pixels and 58 cult members. But the gang didnt know where they were so...(later the evil pixel ran away and hid like a baby again)
they went to look for the Evil Pixel, to kick his ass.
but he seems to hid well so they just asked the mages to change all of the gang into pixels for 1 day and go on to the planet into disguise...all the final fantisy characters except for the cool one from ff9 and the gang: zogger, darkone, C1, slaya, adb, bloopy...and so they all went there and as soon as they got there they seen dumazz and he about to be...
getting his ass kicked by the group. (cuz they decided to, and cuz Zidane threatened them all with his dagger (not garnet)) So they did. But Slaya went in the way and block the attacks, suffering severe damage, he quickly used the health cr8 he found the day before and healed himself. And Dumazz ran away. The group ran. Dumazz led them to a huge.........................
teleporter and it seemed that they followed dumazz and found that he was just a clone while the real one was inprisoned and he was used to lure them to the pixels finest hour...
lol u posted when i was posting
Everyone gasped "Oh no!". The Pixels came out and started charging. Fortunatly, C1 and TheAbdBoy were Contra Clan members and knew how to handle the situation....
they pissed on them turning them into time bombs. Then they got Dumazz free and used a teleport cr8 to get the bunch of them out of there... And then...
The pixels found out how to haxxor into the telport they used and they broke in and now it was Dumazz`s turn for action, he picked up a 2 handed sword and slashed trough the pixels like a mad dog and then Cloud busted in and used his buster sword to cut through like Dumazz...
but then they turned back to normal and the mages went crazy on the pixels, got rid of the ones around and got everyone to safely. Then the mages used a giant portion of there energy and oblitorated the planet but C1 was still and the process of teleporting still and had a giant shock go through him and he had the mages powers along with the pixel power transfered into him and then shot him into outer space...
which was accidently grabbing dumazz and he got the powers too but cloud had used bolt 3 at the same time and dumazz got ultimite sword powers and...
then he landed on Planet XXX (a.k.a. Planet xXx or Planet Triple X)
then the mage just finished there attack and that drained everything dumazz possibly had and he was in the hopital for weeks while the rest of the gang looked for C1s knocked out body from the blast...
but Dumazz that was in the hospital had Areis had used cure 3 on Dumazz and he was fine and had gotten all of his powers back jumped out of the window of the hospital then finding C1`s body outside the hospital "Oh my god wtf happened?"he saw electric bolts surging through him. Dumazz brought him into the hospital and Areis had used Cure 3 on him and was healed and then we looked for the rest of the gang.
and they were having coffee in the waiting room...3 years later the gang was back telling stories back on btp again...til...
dumazz and C1 had found them! dumazz was 12 years old and C1 was 18 so...
since years had past...but then on a camping trip C1 used to much fire magic and there was a forest fire...luckily he used ice magic and it was fine again...then they noticed something in the skill that seemed to have enormous power...
C1 could have just burned down all the pixels and the planet and this story wouldnt have to exist farther than this but Dumazz says that would be retarded because its called the neverending story for never stop.
ya well ya...anyways the great power was The Evil Pixel and since C1 thought he could defeat him he shot a magical beam at him which drain the evil pixels powers again, shot him into space and made something pop out of him...something more powerfull then himself...it it it it was The Evil Poxel with his full power x 3!
But then Homer Simpson Squared! (3D) came and steped on it!
and seconds later homer was dead and the Evil Poxel was 5x as power ful. So C1 use 1/4 of his energy and blasted it as him. The Evil Poxel shot it back to C1 use 3/4 of his power then the Evil Poxel used 3x of his power and shot it back. It went on like this until at last the Evil Poxel over powered C1 and since C1 needed time so attack again he teleport in hope of at least saving himself. And the entire Solar System was completely eradicated from the blast. Then C1 sobbed for days thinking of he should do now...
but when he teleported he made a copy of himself and the whole solar system copied with him and he found himself copied and then he fused with his copied self and made OMEGA C1! where the evil poxels power was absolet and
the evil poxels power was x999999999999999999 then...
he teleported(poxel) and gave half of his energy to the Evil Pixel and created 2 galaxies, one poxel and another one pixels. Then they used the rest of there energy as a sheald. And when they were done they were at normal power: 1x
then C1 used his Ultima spell and blew the poxel and pixel galaxy into dust and they were gone foreva so....
C1 started building an MSN community
(wow nice idea dumazz) (the evil poxel and pixel lived tho)
An so while building his community he noticed the chat on his site sucked more shit then he thought and asked if someone could get him a nicer one and same with a better shopper scheme. Anyone that does this i will give a boost in there member rank...
but Dumazz did it be4 theabdboy, then he got mad and tried to kick his ass (not touch)
so C1 lowered the abd boy`s rank and made Dumazz Co.leader...
But Dumazz didn't like that, so Dumazz hacked into Contra Main System and made himself High Leader and theAbdBoy Banned.
and then C1 got mader and made them go bad into the clan and clean up shit...
But they didn't. Dumazz tried to kill C1 and TheAbdBoy stabed Dumazz with his sword
C1 of course stopped then from hurting him since we was so powerful! And Dumazz was healed enough to live. Then they were both kicked out of the group for 1 year was havent been seen for that amount of time. Then C1 and the rest of the gang had a party...
But noone came to the party! C1 forgot to mail the invitations!
but actually he didnt and the Abd boy and Dumazz had a matrix gun fight with C1 and cloud helped them by shooting buster swords...
and again C1 stopped everything with his ultimate magic and said to Dumazz ur obsessed with the matrix and then C1 vanished into thin air and some say he went to go train with the most skilled ppl in the universe and hasnt been seen since...
But the Dumazz came back the very next day
years past and Dumazz was now 15 and C1 would have been 20. Maby amazing adventures had past mostly all small until one day...
Zack came along and went on a killing rampage

and then out of the skill C1 came back. And now he was the ULTIMATE MASTER as powerful as some gods from other lands...and so he turned him to stone and locked him up saying that he'll be back to normal in an hour. Then he sealed away his powers far away so that he could feel normal again. And he was except he kept him immortalness but told noone. Then they celebrated and told all there stories together...

The End?!








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