BlameThePixel!

'They' kept the Vietnam war going so they could keep smuggling drugs back in the bodies of dead American soldiers

Anti-virus software companies contract people to create new viruses all the time, so their business keeps going

bill gates is an alien bent on world domination

actually, the virus-protecting software is the most common source of viruses, and thats a fact.
They discovered a dead alien outside las vegas

was it Bill Gates?

i don't know they're trying to cover it up

I never knew that but it seems logical... and stupid!

The plane that crahsed into the pentagon on 9/11 wasn't actually a plane, it was a few guys in a van packed with explosives.

The moon landings were faked - this one i actually believe!

This isn't really a conspiacy its a fact, good conspiracy tho. when the world trade center got hit by a plane the british and americans knew it was going to happen bcoz princess summat or other was accidently "late" for her meeting, there coincedence but this is old news.

What's amazing is how so many people brush off the Alien crash near Roswell like fresh toothpaste. I guess even I used to assume that it didn't happen thanks to the US government planting ideas in my head apparently.

Then I read the book by the guy in the military who got given the Roswell files, his job was to assimilate the alien technology into society. Fibre optics, kevlar, integrated circuit chips, and possibly even transistors came from that spacecraft.

all those ppl seeing flying saucers have been victims of their government, testing some new nerve gas

I mean... really... they fly aaaaaaaaaall those light years here, just to spook us? come on

haha you are brainwashed DarkOne

The speed of light is measured in metres per second, and time can be changed by changing gravity. Light years could be travelled in days or weeks if you used gravity in the right way.

The spacecraft that crashed used an electromagnetic gravity displacement propulsion system, the entire spacecraft had an electromagnetic field, it crashed because it got struck by lightning. It was controlled by brain signals from the aliens that were picked up by headbands (which have since been copied by humans) so the aliens were practically wired to their own craft.

They didn't come to spook us, they came to observe our defense systems to see if it would be possible for them to take over and populate our planet if they had to. The US came up with the anti-missile missile project, not to shoot down Russian missiles, but to shoot down alien spacecraft. Since then the aliens have backed off a bit.

whoa. when you put it that way it all makes sense... i tink i must have been brainwashed by that aswell. but that was when my bro wasn't obsessed with mind control and keep trying to hypnotize me. hey-ho

NOW who's the brainwashed person?

so... the aliens can make propulsion systems we don't even have a clue about how to make it work, but they're scared of our primitive weaponry?

yay to the naieve nerve gas is the way to go

yep, well I don't believe a single one of these theories, apart maybe from the one about viruses.

the one about viruses isn't a theory. its a fact.