BlameThePixel!

OOC: Well, seeing all the characters are worms, and worms probably don't have butts nor spines, I have one thing to say.

"Don't kick me in the freakin' back!" said Jax. "I don't even have a spine!" After a while he smiled and forgot about it.

A truck rolled over the hills on the enemy trenches. A few men loaded a rocket onto the truck. (Yes, I'm sure that V2 rockets were invented then)

"Nuts, Hitler's mad guys have got a V2 rocket launcher!" said Jax. "Pass me a stick of dynamite and a shotgun. I have a plan."

EDIT: By the way, you could get rated down for controlling my character.

rofl, why would you get rated down for that?
its just harsh, but you should of asked, and not double post:/

also, V2 rockets were invented then, and i think it stand for "vengence rocket", something like that.

HarrY is still in the tank's turret, he is orderd out by a corporal inside the tank aswell.
HarrY was made to scan no man's land for wounded.
This is incredibly dangrous, an enemy fire, or one of his own side's shots could send a bullet though his head....

Insomnia forgets about all the mistake he made and sets a mine. he put a "dont step" sign on it. his reverse psychology worked. 3 soldiers thought it was a trick so they stood on it. they blew up

Well, LOL
However, you didn't pass me the dynamite or a shotgun, but I'll assume you've passed it to me.

Jax loaded the dynamite into the shotgun.

"Let's hope it doesn't explode in the barrel!" said Jax, lighting the fuse.

He aimed straight at the V2 rocket shooter and fired it. It went exteremly fast and penetrated through half of it's thin armour (I don't think whatever material that dynamite is made from can go through very much armour even at high speeds )

It got stuck in the rocket and made a delightful fireworks display. The V2 rockets exploded, the engine exploded, the soldier's grendades exploded (O_o), the gunpowder exploded (o_O) but somehow there were only few casualties.

Insomnia throws an Insanity-dummy hooked onto a mine out on the battlefield. the soldiers shot the dummy and if blew up...leaving non unscathed

LOL, I didn't quite understand that last bit

Jax decided to give the enemy what they deserved: brussle sprout casserole.

Actually, Jax ate the good bits and ditched the vegies at the enemies machine gun nests. They clogged up the guns, and they couldn't fire for a while.

"Let's use this chance to do a good attack!" ordered Jax. He withdrew his swords and crawled (remember, worms ) hastily, jumping quite alot and swinging his sword like a maniac. Except all the accomplished was blocked all the bullets fired and that's about it.

you obviously have no idea how powerfull a V2 rocket it it, it is total devistation and used on bombing towns and such like, NOT in the battle fields, maby on the far back comunication lines, but not in the battle field.

basically, we are all dead, not a few casualties, and besies, thats my choice, as i am the medic.

basically, this is not realistic, i mean, you gave them food??
how stupid we are all starveing
you have no idea how little food we get

Hey, no one likes brussel sprouts. And plus, they exploded, so they won't be eaten.

And this can't be completely realistic, it's Worms, damnit! Not freakin humans! Even in WW2 style!

How about those brussel sprouts were mud (and there wasn't any casserole) and that V2 rocket was much smaller than usual, OK?

Oh yeh, I got the idea of their destruction from Red Alert! And I even read history books, all they said was "this was invented in WW2 by blah blah blah". Nothing about the destruction it could cause.

and even if we don't like them, we would eat them faster than you can say"stop! we have spam!"

and, a sword??
er, ok.....

Gah, we seriously need a restart, LOL.

xInsanityx smacks everyone's head and they all forgot what useless junk we were talking about.

oddly enough, the nazi soldiers actually w8 for us to finish talking
xInsanityx ran into the battlefield insanely like a berserker shooting every soldier. but he ended up blown back into the trenches

Blinkah grabs a pack of dried beans and begins cooking them over a fire.

"It's almost nightime, let's camp out, maybe tomorrow we won't spam this thread."

mmm beans. xInsanityx choked on a bean, wether cooked or not and spat it over the trenchs. the bean gained momentum and shot a nazi soldier. neither the allies or axis had any idea of what happened

The nazi soldier, still half-alive, struggled back to camp and had surgery to get the bean removed.

All the nazis crowded around, gasping. "They must have invented a new weapon! What kind of strange bullet is this that it can kill yet still be edible?" Soon the nazis had scientists and bio-soldiers studying the amazing new bullet.

somehow, the nazis forgot to turn off their PA system. The BTP Trenches team learned of their discovery.

Everyone started to shove beans in xInsnityx's throat and making him choke. he choked like a machine gun, killing almost all the soldiers left on the field with beans shot in their heads and bodies.

Then
Insanity blacks out