BlameThePixel!

Blinkah finds a health crate and eats the cookies inside until his tail grows back, then he runs over to the cow and shoots several arrows into its neck. He runs off and hides behind a crate. "This won't be pretty."

Enter Guybrush Threepworm

Occupation: Swashbuckling adventuruer
Weapon of choice: Razor sharp wit
Special Skills: Ability to use items in a humorous way to produce a useful outomse
Bio: After finally diggin his way out of monkey island, guybrush is out to get revenge on anyone who pissed him off on his travel.
Also has a phobia of monkeys and undead pirates


Guybrush emerges from his worm cast on a deserted beach, with nothing around him but a bleeding cow and a crate, the sound of artillery fire is heard and he takes refuge inside his tunnel, keeping a close eye on the cow...

And then here comes Glenn .

Occupation: Paladin (turned into Frog).
Weapon of Choice: He's developing this new-fangled thing called a sword...
Special Skills: Commands the water element. Supposedly the only one that can wield the legendary Masamune.
Bio: Glenn and Commander Cyrus cornered evil mage-worm Magus at the top of the waterfall. The results were less than spectacular. Cyrus was killed, and Glenn was turned into a frog. He was then tossed off the waterfall, and believed to be dead. He lives for the day he may avenge his fallen friend and return to his wormy form...
Weaknesses: Falls for anything that has a chance of turning him back into a worm. Also, is inevitably drawn into worse and worse circumstances.

*falling from the waterfall*

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.....'
*thud*
*looks down*
'Dammit, this REALLY sucks.'

Glenn has apparently landed on the mad cow. What will happen next. Stay tuned...

Blinkah heads over to Guybrush. "Hey buddy, have a cookie." Blinkah hands over his last cookie and then checks on the cow. The arrows sit in the cow's neck, and the cow is lying on the ground motionless. Suddenly, the cow leaps up and slams his body into Blinkah. Blinkah flips away and lands in water. He imediately sinks to the bottom and everything turns black.

During the charge, Glenn is hurled from the cows back, and lands next to Guybrush.

'Here, you may need this.'

Glenn hands Guybrush a Battle Ax, then charges off to save Blinkah...

Occupation: Crazy Flying Cow Who's Evilish
Weapon of Choice: His flying/ass powers
Special Skills: Flying/Can make people small be sitting on them.
Bio: Lives on his popcorn planet in Rigal 3 (In universe 19, where this whole story is taking place)
Weaknesses: Hamburgers (he's a canable)

Then as the cows weapon he begins to shoot out the microscopic characters in the story (which begin to grow to there original size as they are shot out)

can we plz try and keep it trench warfare style thing? or we can make it go as crazy as we can make it.
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HarrY recievs a message from his little birdy friends. The message says...

"HarrY come quick, youve got 2 come back 2 earth u must save us all from the evil flying cow HELP US ALLL."

HarrY,immedialy thinks a wonderful plan 2 get himself back 2 earth....

HEY WHY DIDNT I NOTCIE THIS TOPIC.. DAMMIT

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Name: SPAZ
Occupation: Transfiguration
Special Morph animal: Warg
Bio: SPAZ was shot in the ass with a cursed/blessed arrow as a human and ever since was able to transfigue himself into any animal except human.

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SPAZ woke up startled by all the noise that was being made.
"Grr what's the miserable cow up to now.."
Suddenly a microscopic little Psymon landed on his nose. "Get off! stupid twirp!"...

Name: The Pope
Occupation: Movie Director
Weapon of choice: A Large Severed Monkey Leg
Special Skills: Can chant mystical verses to cause others to do his will.
Bio: Grew up in a small village, in the Russian outback and then found work in a Reality TV show called 'Huge Cousin'.

Psymon$1says This thread Will be locked soon as A new forum will be made somewhere below. so state your chars. when it's compleated.

lol, it realy is getting crazy now,
how is this anying like trench warfare?????

oh and pope, why do u have a mokey's leg as a weapon when ur the pope.

Hmmmmm Good point, He could just banish them to hell

oh no no no no, pope's dont do evilish things like that, they heal, they do nice things, they errrm do cast spels which stop people from dieing or something.

Well, it's up to him.

THere, it's at the bottom of the forum atm, but I can move it up if it really matters