Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [x] Geek
[x] Spammer [x] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Rant Poster
[ ] Fed [x] Freak [ ] Cryogenic
[ ] Scammer [ ] Troller [x] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[x] You're an idiot
[x] You post rants without reading entire threads consistently
[ ] You make no sense
[x] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[x] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Tell your Mommy to increase your medication
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get Wrecked
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or get off the net
[x] All of the above
(gogogo anzas ;D)
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