BlameThePixel

Existing Rules for Cockney Rhyming Slang

The dog & bone is ringing! Go to London speaking like this and you'll fit right in!*

*not a guarantee ;) - Add

Swap Rules

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Arse

Bottle And Glass

Balls

Niagara Falls

Beef

Stop Thief

Beer

Pig's Ear

Cheese

John Cleese

Dirty

Two-Thirty

Eyes

Mince Pies

Fuck

Friar Tuck

Fucker

Feather Plucker

laugh

turkish bath

phone

dog and bone

Piss

Cuddle And Kiss

pub

rubadubdub

Stairs

Apples and Pears

suit

fiddle and flute

Trouble

Barney Rubble

Your Comments: (show all 22 comments)

Muzer Said:
13th <s>comic</s> comment! W00T!
[06.09.05 06:20 PM]

Muzer Said:
grr dang strikethrough!
[06.09.05 06:21 PM]

blippy_worm Said:
does your language work? I wonder...
[18.11.05 11:44 PM]

Aku Said:
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[12.11.06 02:54 PM]

B!G B!LLY Said:
,
[30.01.07 12:04 PM]

tope Said:
me pueden pasar sonidos de worms armageddon en español
[03.08.07 02:28 PM]

Pac-Man Said:
fuck is this boring
[20.01.08 04:59 PM]

SouthX Said:
srsly
[20.01.08 07:13 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who has made up the Finnish diealectizer rules? (I'm finn so I know the best and i have icluded the language after the word so it wudn't cofuzzle (bloop said that) you.
"several"(ENGLSH) is certainly not "sukläät"(FINNISH), "several"(ENG) is "pari"(FIN) or "muutama hassu"(FIN) and the weird word "sukläät"(FIN???) is "chocliit"(ENGL???) in English ("Chocolate" wud be "suklaa", so I quess "Sukläät" cud be "Chocliit"
[07.09.08 02:54 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who the **** is messing these?! "tontulakki" is certainly not "chocolate"! "Tonttulakki" is the hat that Santa's helpers... Those pests you know... use.
[23.02.09 02:21 PM]