BlameThePixel

Existing Rules for Bloopish

If you're confuzzled because your text is a few portmanteau words short of compresensibility then swap your ancient scripts for the Bloop's good speak. - Add

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confuse

confuzzle

confused

confuzzled

confusing

confuzzling

fabulous

fabulicious

fantastic

fanspastic

friend

pal

Funky

Funkadacious

great

spiffing

spectacular

spectaculicious

sweet

sweetastical

toilet

thunderbox

wow

Chickabang!

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Your Comments: (show all 22 comments)

Muzer Said:
13th <s>comic</s> comment! W00T!
[06.09.05 06:20 PM]

Muzer Said:
grr dang strikethrough!
[06.09.05 06:21 PM]

blippy_worm Said:
does your language work? I wonder...
[18.11.05 11:44 PM]

Aku Said:
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[12.11.06 02:54 PM]

B!G B!LLY Said:
,
[30.01.07 12:04 PM]

tope Said:
me pueden pasar sonidos de worms armageddon en español
[03.08.07 02:28 PM]

Pac-Man Said:
fuck is this boring
[20.01.08 04:59 PM]

SouthX Said:
srsly
[20.01.08 07:13 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who has made up the Finnish diealectizer rules? (I'm finn so I know the best and i have icluded the language after the word so it wudn't cofuzzle (bloop said that) you.
"several"(ENGLSH) is certainly not "sukläät"(FINNISH), "several"(ENG) is "pari"(FIN) or "muutama hassu"(FIN) and the weird word "sukläät"(FIN???) is "chocliit"(ENGL???) in English ("Chocolate" wud be "suklaa", so I quess "Sukläät" cud be "Chocliit"
[07.09.08 02:54 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who the **** is messing these?! "tontulakki" is certainly not "chocolate"! "Tonttulakki" is the hat that Santa's helpers... Those pests you know... use.
[23.02.09 02:21 PM]