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Heh, this is a little story I got off the Chaser, it's pretty good so i thought I'd post it.


Hippies are killing the planet

Environmentally unsound in every way
This is the best thing I’ve heard all week, because of the superbly delicious irony of the situation. Ordinary Australians have never really been any good at organising their recycling bins.

If you can imagine the confusion caused by having to sort recycling, and then compound that with the added confusion of trying to do it whilst stoned… yep, you can probably see where this one’s headed.

One thing Australians are good at is being resourceful. Hence, we’re probably ranked in the top three countries in the world when it comes to making bongs out of juice bottles and garden hose – the juice bottles, of course, being recyclable.

So when our friendly hippy stoner types decide that the bong they made a few months ago is probably past its best, it goes straight into the recycling – garden hose and all – which leads to all sorts of foul-ups at the recycling plant. One piece of garden hose can render an entire load of recycled plastic completely useless.

So – for all you pot-smoking long hairs out there, see if you can keep this particular environmental message clear – ditch the stem before you pitch the bong, ok? You’re fucking up the environment for the rest of us, man…

Heh thats brilliant Atomic, is there anymore to the story or is that it?

Unfortunately that's it, though Chaser has great articles just like it. Like the one about the woman who ate a medicine ball and didn't feel much better. Link here --->Here

Awww darn, that story kinda reminds me of Cheech and Chong

The medicene ball one is good, but the one above is better

Has anyone seen the southpark epsiode "Die hippie, die"?

yes it was quite good

Lol, God damn hippie crap!

The hippies will get them for this!

I'm not a hippe! I listen to heavy metal and eat meat

Lies! Burn the hippie!

You want more evidence i'm not hippie? I listen to death metal, too

DEVIL WORSHIPPER Jk..

But think C1...were you really?

Heh, the hippie story's cool. Medicine one's ok too.