BlameThePixel!

OKie, I will post the whole thing then people can do the voting thing.




What would you do if you died and ended up on an Island and no one was there? This is Wakka's Story:

*Wakka swims off the Island*
Wakka: Ha, those guys are suckers, ya?
*Crickets*
*He continues to swim until he lands on a beach, he sees a man*
Wakka: Where am I?
Man: You are in the FarPlane
Wakka: So I died, ya?
Man: Yes you did, and your accent is stupid
Wakka: Have you seen a man named Auron, ya?
Man: No
Wakka: Jecht?
Man: no
Wakka: Tidus?
Man: no, I know they have arrived, but I haven't seen them
Wakka: I didn't get your name, ya?
Man: I am Yevon, and you are Wakka.
Wakka: Your lying, ya?
Yevon: You think so? I will send you to another world, and see what they think. I sent your friends for doing that also, because they tried to kill me.
*Light blinds Wakka*
Wakka: What's with all the sand?
*A Chocobo comes running towards Wakka, Wakka rides it, and it takes him to a castle*
Wakka: O_o What a huge *** castle
*A Guard comes towards him*
Guard: What are you doing in Figaro Castle?
Wakka: Aren't I in Spira?
Guard: Spira? What kind of idiot would go there it's full of beasts, Zombies and misguided Spirits. It's the land of Sin Weapon.
Wakka: Sin Weapon?
Guard: I'll take you to the king and he'll tell you everything.
*The Guard takes him to the throne room*
Guard: King Edgar, this man you hired needs to know what your problem
*Edgar steps down from the throne*
Wakka: I was hired?
Edgar: no, I hired someone else, Cloud was supposed to be here
Wakka: Can you tell me the situation that's supposed to be happening?
Edgar: Sure I can, a man Jecht became Sin Weapon, and took two other people with him. We're trying to kill it.
*A Spiky Haired Dude walks in*
Spiky Haired Dude: Yeah and that's why I was sent to help kill him
Wakka: Your Cloud, ya?
Cloud: yes, I hate your accent
Wakka: You going to help him?
Cloud: Yes but I need a few more people, Squall, Tifa *drools*, Zidane, and Celes
Wakka: Why did you drool when you said Tifa *Cloud drools*
Cloud: You'll find out
Edgar: Hey I'm hungry anyone want F-O-O-D?
Wakka: Why did you spell food?
Voice: Food
Cloud: Quina comes, and s/he is dumb as a lemon
*Quina runs into the throne room*
Quina: Lemon
Edgar: We'll have to wait until s/he leaves, and here's a hint never say food
Cloud: S/he might be useful, lets take her with us, and we'll let it starve.
Edgar: Good idea
Cloud: Lets go to the airship, and you can meet our famous pilot, Cid Highwind
*They leave the castle and ride chocobos to the Airship*
Cid: Cloud you couldn't do it alone.
Cloud: Meet Wakka, the guy with the funny red hair.
Wakka: I resent that, ya
Cid: You got a ****in stupid accent
Wakka: You're not the first one to say that
Cid: You want to find Squall, right Cloud
Cloud: yep, he's on Glitch Island
Cid: The place with the invisible evil demon bunnies, and the evil demon frogs and misguided spirits?
Quina: Frog!
Cloud: Yes Quina, you can eat the invisible frogs and invisible bunnies
Wakka: Bunnies Not those, I quit
Edgar: You want to see Jecht? Were going to have to go.
Cid: Lets go
*Cid steers the airship onto Glitch Island*
Wakka: Quina will you eat the bunnies and the frogs, ya?
Quina: Hungry!
*Quina eats all the invisible evil demon bunnies and eats all the invisible demon frogs*
Quina: *Burps* that good
*A boy walks along with his long sword in his hand*
Boy: What are you doing here?
Cid: Looking for a dumb*** named Squall
Boy: Squall? He's my father's friend
Cloud: Who is your father?
Boy: Auron, I am his son, thegamerkid
Cloud: Where is he now?
Thegamerkid: My father and his two friends, Tidus and Jecht are now Sin Weapon
*An earthquake happens and Sin Weapon comes out of the water*
Thegamerkid: I am its Summoner
Edgar: Summoners don't exist anymore
Thegamerkid: That's what you think
*Thegamerkid points his sword at Sin Weapon and it returns in to the water*
Thegamerkid: It has taken Squall, Zidane, Tifa *Cloud drools* and Celes, they are hidden in a cave around here. I heard a story that Quina, Cloud, Wakka, and Edgar would come here to save and stop Sin Weapon
Quina: Tifa *Cloud drools* must be good if Cloud drool at name
Cloud: *Drools* yeah she is good in bed
Wakka: Now I get it!
*Thegamerkid takes everyone to the cave*
Thegamerkid: This is it, this is your story
*Thegamerkid kicks Wakka in the leg*
Wakka: Oww, that hurt, ya
Thegamerkid: Sorry that's what Auron said to Tidus
*They all walk into the cave and they follow a passage, then stop to see a boulder*
Thegamerkid: Cloud help me chop this rock
*They both chop at the rock and another passage is revealed*
Thegamerkid: Lets go
*They continue going down the passage and see a stone Gargoyle*
Cloud: Do we have to fight this thing?
Thegamerkid: Yep
Wakka: Here is a quick death to it
*Wakka uses a Soft on the Gargoyle, and the Gargoyle comes to life, and suddenly dies*
*Everyone stands there amazed, seeing that a passage is revealed*
*They continue another passage*
Edgar: Dead end
Quina: Food
*Quina digs through the wall and they see Squall, Zidane, Tifa, and Celes*
Cloud: *drool*
Quina: Where the yummy Tifa?
*Tifa walks up to Cloud and slaps him*
Tifa: You taught it that?
*Tifa slaps Quina*
Tifa: Stupid thing, lucky Squall asked for food, or else we wouldn't be out
*Celes uses cure on Cloud and Quina*
Tifa: Why did you do that?
Celes: They were hurt, we can't leave them to die, and you know how powerful your slap is, and you missed someone
*Celes slapped Edgar*
Edgar: What was that for?
Celes: You promised me that you would rescue me if I were in danger!
Zidane: I was there when you said that
Edgar: good point
Squall: Whatever
Thegamerkid: Lets go!
*An earthquake starts*
Thegamerkid: I think I lost control of it!
Squall: You mean Quina, or Sin Weapon?
Thegamerkid: Sin Weapon
Quina: Frog
Thegamerkid: Or maybe it's a giant frog...
*The earthquake continues*
Thegamerkid: Yep, it doesn't take this long for it to come out
Squall: I'll use my stored magic Scan to see this thing
Wakka: You store magic, ya? I use MP, ya!
*Squall uses Scan and everyone sees the frog*
Celes: MP rules
*Celes uses Bolt 3*
Celes: Mwaahahahaha
Edgar: Your sounding like Kefka
Celes: Sorry
*The Giant Frog jumps on Wakka and he gets knocked out*
*Wakka wakes up in a bed*
Wakka: Where am I?
*A girl walks into the room*
Girl: Hi I'm Aeris
Wakka: Do you know where I am?
Aeris: At my house!
Wakka: Okay…
Aeris: Where are you from?
Wakka: I am from The Island of Besaid; I am Wakka, Captain of the Besaid Aurochs
Aeris: Besaid? I heard of that place!
Wakka: Where?
Aeris: I'll tell you later, first tell me your story
*Wakka told Aeris what had happened in the FarPlane, to the Castle and to the Glitch Island*
Aeris: Okay, hear my story, what had happened was I had a dream that I was a Summoner named Yuna and-
Wakka: I was guarding a Summoner named Yuna, ya!
Aeris: I knew it! You looked familiar. In your story, you told me about seeing Cloud, how is he?
Wakka: He's fine, he just has a problem, every time someone says Tifa he drools.
Aeris: Do you know why?
Wakka: He ****ed her
Aeris: What?! I thought he loved me!?
Wakka: He did?
Aeris: He was my boyfriend
Wakka: I see. Do you have something to eat?
Aeris: Yes, lets go downstairs; there is some there.
*Aeris and Wakka go downstairs, and Aeris' mom is cooking breakfast*
Aeris: Mom, he's awake, his name is Wakka.
Aeris' mom: Hi Wakka, do you like eggs? That's what I'm making
Wakka: Yes, I'm hungry, and I'll eat anything, ya
Aeris: Even crap?
Wakka: no
Aeris' Mom: Doesn't he have a cute accent?
*They eat breakfast and Aeris takes Wakka and shows him around*
Wakka: Where are we going?
Aeris: I'll show you
Wakka: ok, ya
*they walk to a dead end*
Wakka: Are you sure it isn't on the other side?
Aeris: No it's right through this wall
Wakka: Through?
*Aeris walks through the wall*
Wakka: oh..
*Wakka walks through the wall*
*Wakka sees a celebration, everyones cheering, everyones dancing and praising, there were fire works and streamers flying through the air*
Aeris: Remember this?
Wakka: It's the Calm when Lord Braska defeated Sin...
Aeris: I was the only one crying...
Wakka: You?
Aeris: I was Yuna in my dream
Wakka: Thats right
Aeris: When you met me in Besaid, we were good friends and you told me not to become a Summoner, but then, I told you that already
Wakka: That right, ya...
Aeris: Let's go
*Aeris dissapears*
Wakka: Where do I leave? Aww crap!
*A man walks up to Wakka*
Man: Remember me?
Wakka: I know your voice! Yevon!
Yevon: Thats right

What should Wakka (or some people call him Wakko) (Oh yeah, btw TGK is me, TGK is thegamerkid, then i got banned and became tgk2):

A) Throw his Blitzball at him
B) Run away
C) Call for Aeris to help
D) Slap him
E) (Put your own choice here)

thats a whole lotta story

yes
just vote anyways

B

*Wakka runs away*
Yevon: Fool, there is only one way out here.
Wakka: You think I'll belive you, ya?
Yevon: Yes I do. If you were smart, you would remember where you came from.
Wakka: That means your blocking the only way out.
Mystery Woman: Wakka! Come on out
*Wakka looks around*
Wakka: Who said that, ya?
*Aeris appears behind Yevon and looks at him*
Aeris: Who are you?
Yevon: Hello, Aeris
Aeris: Have I met you before?
Yevon: No, but you might remember me. I have many teahings, one was about Machina being one of the causes of bringing Sin
Aeris:
Wakka: It's Yevon
Aeris: Oh.
*Aeris beats Yevon on the head with a stick, knocking him out*
Aeris: Let's go.
*Aeris and Wakka leave the Mysterious place*
Aeris: Do you want to look for Cloud and the others?
Wakka: Why would I want to look for them?
Aeris: Well I could...

Punishments for Wakka:
A. Knock him out with a stick
B. *Slap*
C. Call her mom
D. Throw him back in the room
E. Your own choice

a