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I suggest you listen to the song first.
http://forporn.ytmnd.com

[Intro - Kate Monster]
(Talking)
Finally.
I get to teach a whole lesson,
All by myself,
And I'm going to teach something relevant,
Something modern, the Internet! Ah!

(Singing)
[Kate Monster]The internet is really, really great.
[Treky] For porn!
[Kate Monster] I got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait
[Treky] For porn!
[Kate Monster] There’s always some new site
[Treky] For porn!
[Kate Monster] I browse all day and night
[Treky] For porn!
[Kate Monster] It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
[Treky] For porn!

[Kate Monster] Treky!
[Treky] The Internet is for porn
[Kate Monster] What are you doing?
[Treky] The internet is for porn
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, Porn, Porn!

(Talking)
[Kate Monster] Treky
[Treky] Oh hello, Kate Monster
[Kate Monster] You are ruining my song
[Treky] Oh me sorry, me no mean to.
[Kate Monster] Well if you wouldn't mind, please, being quiet a minute so I can finish?
[Treky] Okey dokey!

(Singing)
[Kate Monster] Good!
I’m glad we have this new technology
[Treky] For Porn! Oops
[Kate Monster] It gives us untold opportunities
[Treky] For Porn! Oh! Sorry
[Kate Monster] From your own desktop
[Treky] For--
[Kate Monster] You can research Browse and Shop
Until you had enough and you're ready to stop
[Treky] For porn!

[Kate Monster] Treky!
[Treky] The internet is for porn
[Kate Monster] No!
[Treky] The internet is for porn
[Kate Monster] Treky
[Treky] Me up all night hugging me horn
For porn, porn, porn!

(Talking)
[Kate Monster] That’s gross!
You're a pervert
[Treky] Ah, sticks and stones Kate Monster
[Kate Monster] No really, you're a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
[Treky] Oh?
[Kate Monster] What?
[Treky] You have no idea!
Ready normal people?

[Princeton] Ready
[Gary] Ready
[Rod] Ready

(Singing)
[Normal people and Treky] The internet is for porn
[Rod] Sorry, Kate
[Normal people and Treky] The internet is for porn
[Rod] And masturbate
[Treky] All these guys unzip their flies
[Normal people and Treky] For porn, porn, porn,

(Talking)
[Kate Monster] Hold on a second!
Now I happen to know for a fact
That you, Rod check your portfolio and stocks online
[Rod] That’s Correct
[Kate Monster] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon dot com
[Brian] Sure
[Kate Monster] And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on EBay
[Gary] Yes I do!
[Kate Monster] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[Princeton] True
[Treky] Oh, but Kate
What you think he do after? Hmmm?
[Rod] Yeah...
[Kate] Ew!

(Talking)
[Normal people and Treky] The internet is for porn
[Kate] Gross
[Normal people and Treky] The internet is for porn
[Kate] I hate porn
[Treky] Grab your dick and double click
For porn, porn, porn!
[Kate] I hate men
([Normal people and Treky] Porn! Porn! Porn!)
[Kate] I’m leaving
([Normal people and Treky] Porn! Porn! Porn!)
[Kate] I hate the internet
([Normal people and Treky] Porn! Porn! Porn!)

[Normal people and Treky] Internet is for...
Internet is for...
Internet is for PORN!

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....i dont get that song...it makes so much sense that the sense was lost.

the internet is for the internet not porn...dumbass treky
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