BlameThePixel!

I was just reading through my mountains of jokes and i had a thought how about if we made a section on BTP for jokes and maybe i could be mod and i mean jokes not images or nething like dat i mean oneliners and stuff what do u think of that then ZoGgEr and the rest of da mods? PS Leave your jokes below to be added if it gets going

well i can say it would turn out like proper excuses where 90% of them aren't funny, they are really rather crappy

but if we only accepted the best jokes it would be much better u shoulda posted ur first BTJoke here

i have a jk but not a vg 1 ok well its not real even a jk but

(i have seen the lights of paris
i have seen the lights of rome...
but the best lights are the back lights taking the reletives home)
i didnt make it up a saw it somewhere

Ok well i have loads of jokes maybe not brilliant ones but i have quite a few decent ones and what we could do is ppl email me there jokes if there shite then they dont get put on da site and if there gud then they will but heres goes


Mary: "My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having
two girls at once."

Jill: "Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?"

Mary: "I said, 'If you can't satisfy one woman, why would
you want to piss off two?'"


Every Saturday morning he's going fishing. He gets up
early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and
off he goes...all day long.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses
quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns,
grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat
to the truck and down the driveway he goes.

Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like
a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the
rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back
into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so
he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses
and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his
wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which
she sleepily replies.................

"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
that shit?"

and those r just a few of the hundreds i have so cmon guys tell me what u think

does every joke have to be sexual? i mean come on give me a break. I think that it would be a horrible section if it was just sex jokes but i voted yes up there.

"so there I was, watching this porno..."

lol no i just opened up a jokes file with some init and c&p it just happened to be on sex