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Ok, hardly anyone reads this forum, but I must alert you to the fact that our friend Rioter is horribly cursed. Ah, the marvel of Twitter and Facebook. Can anyone compare? I should start keeping track of things that go wrong for me, but I reckon my list would be really short. Let's examine Rioter's past 6 months.

- A plastic bag from the grocery store disintegrated, leaving him with a mess
- Repeatedly banned from MSDNAA
- Parents complaining because he doesn't act like an adult
- A hard drive died
- Formatted an old hard drive before checking whether data had completed copying to new one
- Locked out of his room
- Overfilled buses when he has a suitcase with him
- Caught in a torrential downpour on the 50 minute walk home, while walking uphill
- Got an ear infection
- Wages paid late
- Flat door not closing properly
- Windows Live Messenger wiped all of his contacts
- Numerous Macbook parts replaced
- Left his suitcase on the bus
- Locked out of his house multiple times
- Took 2.5 hours to get pizza he ordered
- Bank cards blocked and £300 taken by a French company
- Egg thrown outside his window
- Desktop soundcard buggered
- Got multiple colds
- Lost his key
- Broke a glass
- Needed a new motherboard
- Stepped on a pin
- Cut his finger
- DVD drive shattered a CD
- Lost his debit card
- Inflamed knee
- A girl puked on him
- PayPal account blocked
- Locked out of Hub Radio Studio
- Locked himself out of his sysdev project
- Drink he bought got stuck in the vending machine, and then a vending machine stole 64p
- Lost his calculator 2.5 hours before an exam
- Needed new speakers
- Someone damaged his Black Ops CD
- A chair broke while he was sitting on it
- Short circuited his computer
- Nearly burned himself in the shower

Not to mention all the fire alarms going off and flatmates making messes.

It's probably the pixel's fault, right?

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
17.03.11 07:17
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good god. I've never seen someone with that much bad luck
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How many computer's and parts does he need to go through? Unbelievable..
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- Numerous Macbook parts replaced


I didn't know Macbooks came in parts.

Rioter sounds like some awesome party animal, it's the only thing that makes sense



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How the hell did you compose such a list!

Also, I live thanks to Old Bloopbeard alerted me to this thread.

Also, that CD that was shattered was my Worms CD (oh the irony)

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How the hell did you compose such a list!


The pixels did it, honest. They see everything that ever appears on your screen.

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
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Everybody's Worms disc is destroyed by their drive sooner or later..
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Everybody's Worms disc is destroyed by their drive sooner or later..


Does that make my brother a CD Drive?

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There should be a TV segment called 'What Went Wrong With Rioter Today?'


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Does that make my brother a CD Drive?


CD Drive kinda rhymes with Seedy Guy.

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
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Everybody's Worms disc is destroyed by their drive sooner or later..


Does that make my brother a CD Drive?


Yes.
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Yo. I gotta keep track of stuff that goes wrong for me from now on.

1. My clothes dryer is stuffed

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
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I think Rioter is winning.

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Eh oh, 2 in 3 days.

2. My car got scraped by a bus when I was driving to work

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
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Eh oh, 2 in 3 days.

2. My car got scraped by a bus when I was driving to work



Oh shiz. That's shitty.

I think you jinxed yourself.

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3. My PC is randomly resetting itself. I really should get a new one.

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
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