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hahahha good ones...the first and last are the best! lol....


go here...
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail57.html
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail91.html
lol....GREAT STUFF! lol
03.06.04 03:25
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Well, I'm not sure if this is funny but me and Split, and his other freind were lighting firecrackers and we threw one in a sewer. And the firecracker was bubbling under the sewer water and I think it echoed thru other pipes too.

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LOL igw, that site has loads of good stuff on it. Its kinda like weebl n bob eh?
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isnt any one going 2 post their own work?
i will:)
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rofl nice ending, "Oh Fuck!"

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how bout "oh crap" or "shoot!"
lol
04.06.04 04:14
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lol, I just saw this on another forum:


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Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually
appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:


1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER &FASTING
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
includes meals."

3. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus."

4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

5. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands."

6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.

7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

8. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
care much about you.

9. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

10. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.

11. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.

12. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.

13. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.

14. During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of
hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

15. The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing "Break Forth into Joy."

16. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

17. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.

18. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

19. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

20. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

21. The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and dessert will be served or a nominal feel.

22. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.

23. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

24. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment,
and gracious hostility.

25. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

26. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. they may
be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

27. This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

28. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are
invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

29. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

29. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.

30. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

31. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.

32. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

33. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

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er.. another thing... this is quite a funny website:

http://www.dhmo.org/

It doesn't seem funny, but it is :)

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Quoted :: igotworms

how bout "oh crap" or "shoot!"
lol

"oh shoot" wouldnt be good, he needs 2 swear;)
here is another funny site:) http://www.happytreefriends.com/watch_episodes/index.html
they change what episodes are shown every now and then, so check back every now and then;)

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Here's my take on the Star Trek opening dialogue, except with worms (it's not so much funny as it is silly, but oh well...):

Earth, the big, bluish, ball like thing.
These are the misadventures of the Good Ship Armageddon.
It's five turn mission, to explore strange new terrains.
To seek out new foes and new destructive weapons.
To boldly go where all worms have gone before!
05.06.04 00:58
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lol! where "all" worms have gone before
lol
good one
05.06.04 04:29
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i know alot of good jokes but my all time fav of the short ones is

joke with sexual content:

SpoilerSpoiler (Click to Expand)Spoiler
06.06.04 04:21
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Now if only I could edit posts here, because that was some rather inappropriate content (I know we're all mature enough to handle this, but comeon people). At least put it into a spoiler and attach a warning for adult content. God...

Anyway, here's a comic (okay, a comic and a miniseries) from MegaTokyo:

http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=20

http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=172
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=173
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=174
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=175
06.06.04 17:21
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