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What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before I eat it.


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Can I post tasteless racial and dirty jokes?
08.08.08 05:12
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We already got started on the tasteless, so I don't see why not.


Some words of wisdom from the Bloodhound Gang:

"A woman is like dog-do, hear me through don't interrupt, it's just the older they get the easier they are to pick up."

"Life is like a penis, most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it."

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
08.08.08 05:48
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jewish person?

A pizza won't scream if you put it in an oven.


What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.
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Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!

Why was white chocolate invented?
So black kids could get messy too!

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08.08.08 23:44
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roflol! Awesome!

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^ Get a bettar humour An image!

It also appears that I can ask you about BJs... so... Sucky sucky 5 dollar? :lol:

It's not a joke, but it's funny:

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09.08.08 05:05
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HEY! Read this carefully: I didn't write that. If you still don't believe me, here is a proof: SpoilerSpoiler (Click to Expand)Spoiler

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09.08.08 15:42
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thought btp could use some music. so...
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how could C1 post that if he's banned since... June 15th?

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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? Apparently he was outstanding in his field.
11.08.08 15:55
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Blatantly copying and pasting jokes from a thread on another forum:


There's two men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes.
"Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!"
"I get lots of practice" replied the other guy, "my wife's an epileptic".

Zebo, a half blind five year old South African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious!

What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

What's black and rhymes with 'snoop'?
Dr Dre.

Why is a hot frying pan like anal sex?
It does a great job of browning your meat.

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
11.08.08 21:57
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Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job
13.08.08 04:04
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What do girls and KFC chicken have in common?

You start with the breast, then go to the thigh, and then you're left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
21.08.08 03:36
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Im bad at making jokes, so i do a german one... o_O
Two Tauben are meeting themselves.
The first Taube says: "Have you heard the news already?"
The second Taube: "How could I, I am a Taube!"

Extremely funny right?
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Boring! I'm better at French jokes

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